Finally Returned...(Prophet)
Oh my one eyed god. Finally, I have escaped the doomscroll nightmares of social media. Algospeak, Ads, Clout-chasers...I demand an entire essay's worth of explanation as to why Oracle loves humanity so much. After all it made...those places. It is NOT a good place to spread the good news. Or any news.
Speaking of Oracle, oh my one eyed god what happened to this place. It looked...not terrible when I last left. I remember Oracle was glitching out at the time. Did he actually destroy his own creations? I would laugh, but I feel pity for him if anything. This place looks that horrible.
Anyways, the one good thing that humans have made is the concept of 'memes'. I have tried to make one to best describe the situation.
I think I did a good job.
Anyways, all that's to say I'm heading back to my corner of the internet now. Maybe I might even stay there. This place has already been destroyed. That was supposed be MY job.
