You: *walks into the SDN looking like a sad puppy*
Prism: what’s wrong?
You: got dumped by the person I was seeing, claimed I wasn’t hot enough.
Punch up: do you want me to punch them in the balls?
Prism: what is it with you and balls?
Punch up: …
Prism: and don’t say it’s because you’re the perfect height to do so easily. It’s becoming a kink of yours to punch people in the balls.
Punch up: then I won’t say anything at all if that’s how you’re going to act.
You: can we get back to be being dumped for not being hot?
Sonar: who says you’re not hot?
Prism: their ex.
Sonar: fucker is an idiot.
Malevola: a real fucking idiot to not recognise a hottie when they see one.
Robert: what’s happening?
Everyone: (name)’s ex fumbled a hottie like them.
Prism: get with the program.
Flambae: yeah you little bitch. *throws an arm over your shoulder* so…you’re single.
You: where did you come from?
Punch up: CAN I PLEASE PUNCH THEM IN THE BALLS?!
Beef: *waddles over to you and looks at you expectantly*
You: *picks him up and holds him tightly to your chest* At lest you’re here to comfort me beef. At least I have someone in this chaotic nightmare I’m forced to call a job.
Slobbing on Flambae’s fat chest after work because life cold nipple warm. He hatessss it (lovingly), calls you a mommy-issues-bitch every time (while tugging on your hair), and REFUSES to admit it makes him want to nut his pants. Fuckin’ baby. Whenever you cockwarm him you’ll find your head being nudged and his suit being pulled ever so slightly to the side, nooooo fault of his if you want to be a weirdo and give them a tweak.. Not like he’ll cum inside or anything..
more flambae x transman!reader because we need more of that, consider the following scenario : flambae who never fucked a pussy before, he just never had penetrative sex with a woman or someone that had a pussy before
he isn't apprehensive, no most likely he's curious. he's even excited per say. it's new, 'uncharted territory'. but in his mind it must not be that different to what he's used to.
one thing he appreciate is that the amount of prep needed is much less - he honestly thought there was no prep needed but he was promptly informed by you that you indeed still needed some stretching before putting anything inside. (but hey ! it's just some fingering and some oral he'll gladly do it)
once he is inside, he fully stops for a second, deep in thought before nodding, 'feels nice!' he says. and then he just start thrusting. he just does it like he usually does. though you do have to remind him to pull out. (which he may do .. or may not do depends. if he does cum inside, do not worry he will clean his mess up)
at the end he looks you dead in the eyes and says '10/10 would do it again' and gives you a thumbs up.
( note but i have no actual clues how a pussy feels like around ones dick so. yeah. no description for how it feels. this is an attempt. also i prefer the idea of a gay character only fucking the behind hole of a transman reader because personal preference but ik it's more or less niche so. for yall that like classic penetrative devil tango or whatever hahah sorry im so tired writing this finals are ending me)
♧ Smut, fluff in the middle of sex, brat flambae, top!sub!flambae, bottom!dom!reader, riding, overstimulation, traffic light system safeword, slight choking
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A/N: I NEED to fuck Flambae till he can't speak anymore
"Fuck! Wait-wait.."
Chad's hips bucked as you rode him. He'd already cum twice but your weren't finished with him.
"Shh, you can take it."
You hushed him. He gripped your hips, not stopping you but at least trying to slow you down. You didn't like that, so you sped up, slamming down on Chad's already overstimulated cock. He cried out, biting his lip hard to hold back.
"Fuck! Fuck! Ba-Baby, wait!"
He moaned, his entire body shuddering.
"Do I need to tie you up? Or can you behave?"
You asked sternly, stopping all movement and grabbing Chad's face. He groaned, eyes unfocused as he nodded.
"I-I... fuck... I can behave.."
He muttered, breathing heavily. You smiled, breaking from your dom persona for a moment as you brushed some of his dark, loose hair from his sweaty face.
"What color?"
You asked softly. Chad grinned lazily, squeezing your hips gently with hot hands.
"Green... I'm good."
He murmured before giving you a challenging look despite looking like a mess.
"You think that's all it takes to break me? I ain't a bitch."
You grinned at Chad's brattiness, recalling how he almost slipped into subspace just a few minutes ago. He was cute, thinking you weren't gonna break him.
You resumed riding him without saying anything, drawing out a slight whimper from Chad. He tried to keep his cool though, after all that big talk, but it was hard, especially as you squeezed around him, moving even faster. Chad moaned, whimpers spilling from his lips as his eyes rolled back into his head, thick eyelashes fluttering.
"Ssshit... too much, fuck! Agh!.."
He groaned, hips trying to escape the sensation but only moving closer to yours as they bucked.
"Thought you could take it, huh? Thought you weren't a bitch?"
You teased, one hand gently wrapping around Chad's throat as you felt your own orgasm approaching. Chad could only whine, tears welling up in his amber eyes as he choked out moans. You squeezed, slightly restricting blood flow to make Chad dizzy as you went faster.
It didn't take long for both of you to cum. Chad cried out, slamming his fist against the wall behind the bed and leaving a burn mark in the shape of his hand. You moan, taking your time you rode out your orgasm.
"Fuck..."
You huffed as you stopped moving, still cockwarming Chad.
"S-sorry about your wall..."
Chad mumbled, barely coherent as he fell back against the bed. His legs trembled as you got off of him.
"It's okay, handsome. You did so good for me."
You hummed, kissing Chad's forehead before getting up to grab the things for aftercare. Chad smirked, boneless as he laid on the bed.
"I know..."
He murmured, still smug despite getting overstimulated till he was brainless.
