Fuck Marry Kiss (I like that combo!!): Segundus, Childermass, Lascelles. And Strange, Norrell, Stephen.
Fuck: Lascelles, for reasons.👀
Marry: Segundus, because he is the sweetest. we would eat lots of bread and fix our SWOOSHES together and then we’d talk about magic and make sweet love before falling asleep together in the softest of beds.
Kiss: Childermass because I have to fuck Lascelles and I have to marry Segundus. SORRY CHILDERS YOU’RE STILL MY EVERYTHING! yes I am apologizing because he only gets a kiss.
Fuck: Strange.
Marry: Stephen!!! <3
Kiss: Norrell. I actually wouldn’t mind!
aw these were all so nice! I didn’t even have to kill anyone!














