#for maximum irony

[morimementa]

I see your "The Mona Lisa was a fake because it was on canvas" and raise you, "Every piece of art in Miles Bron's house is a forgery because fraudsters can tell he's an easy mark."

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

@allvalley100

Prompt: Social Network

Pairing: Hawkmetri

Friendships: Sam & Demetri & Miguel & Eli

***

“Most of the conflict could’ve been avoided if Jesse and Andrew fucked.”

“That’s what I’m saying! The whole stupid feud and all that sexual frustration wouldn’t have even been a thing if they just hooked up and got it out of their systems.”

“And all the insistent ‘we’re soooooo obsessed with hot girls! We have to constantly remind people!’ shit??? Yeah, you’re totally not covering anything with that.”

As Hawk and Demetri get lost in their spirited post-movie discussion, Sam and Miguel exchange a look.

“You think they see the irony, or…” Sam mutters.

Miguel sighs wearily.

“Not a chance.”

[kingedmundsroyalmurder]

Reading Puritan screeds against Christmas might just be my new favorite thing.

[wrestlingisfake]

MMA guy Conor McGregor is trolling WWE by saying he can beat up all the wrestlers, and I can’t decide which part of this is funnier.

1) Fighter who is a bigger money draw after losing and blowing off the rematch thinks it matters who would actually win a real fight.

OR

2) Pro wrestlers fail to see ulterior motive for loudmouth to provoke them into public conflict.

[consolecadet]

imagine getting the words “tramp stamp” tattooed on your lower back