Weiss: you slept with my mother
Qrow: I’ve slept with a lot of people
Weiss: why are you telling my sister you slept with my mother
Qrow: one, because it happened.
Qrow: two, because she used to be a huntress and I think you kids forget that, maybe she has too
Qrow: and three, because it happened 25 years ago and shes 24 and I want to see her do that maths and freak out
Weiss: wait…
Qrow: don’t worry, I’m not, but it’ll be funny
Bonus:
Weiss: wish you were
Qrow: me too kiddo















