#functional bi

[waywardsou2]

Thoughts???

I can't tell if this is accurate or not lol. This is my head canon at least

[chartreuseorigami-fandoms]

I am unreasonably proud of this

[yes-im-the-violin-girl]

Came up with this lovely bi chart w @princess-casserole written on an envelope of course because I am a disaster bi. Luna Lovegood is the x and y axes because when asked her pronouns and sexuality at wizard school GSA her response was "I am everything and nothing". She happened upon the meeting because of the wrackspurts. Ultra Functional Mazikeen is an entire line because she is at once both Crazy and Extra. Super Extra Jaskier is also a line because he is both Functional and Disaster. Leah Clearwater is hanging on by a thread. No one, certainly not Leah, knows how she is a functioning person. Her point is like (10, -.01). Freddie Mercury is neither a disaster nor functional he is just Extra and deserved to be on the graph. Enjoy.

[electricdemon10]

[grapema]

for the first time in my life i can call myself a functional bi.

i’ve spent two days building ikea furniture (on my own like completely), and my future wife/husband better stay out my way because i just made ikea my bitch.

[housetohalf]

I can feel myself shifting from functional bi to distinguished bi and I honestly want to throw myself a party in celebration.

[ironicandpunny]

I may not know much, but, I know two (2) things for a fact:

Remus Lupin is a

functional bisexual

And

Sirius Black is a

dISasTER gAy

[breatheslife]

functional bi, distinguished pan, disaster lesbian