#multilingual pun

[thatswhywelovegermany]

Monolith

Einstein = one stone

[ethical-incel]

It just hit me that if I ever do decide to publish what little I've written online when traditional publishing inevitably fails me, I have to use "Zoe Reichweite" as a pseudonyms because it's just the stupidest fucking pun ever and literally no one will get it

[trudemaethien]

tonight I was watching Princess Bride with the subtitles on, and caught this:

Brute: Ho there!

Inigo: I will not be moved, keep your joder.

I realize this was probably just a captioning error but it hit me as so fucking funny in the moment, I’m still giggling.

[hydrogenperfoxide]

*walks up to hot deer furry who speaks Dutch in the bar*

Did het hert when you fell from heaven? 😘

[astrakiseki]

What sandwich makes Spanish speakers laugh?

El chiste-ak.

[sumbudum]

たこtaco

[sumbudum]

gâteau au gato

[tjokes]

I doubt that someone will understand this because... who of my 11 followers speaks also spanisch and japanese? Anyway:

A Cual mono le llaman oso?

Al Namake-mono.

(Get it? Perez-oso? Okay sorry, not sorry.)