Y/n reading a book: Peace and quiet...
Random Noble going to ask them a question: Hey there, my lady--,
Sun kicking the door down: NOPE! NOPE NOPE NOPE!
Moon grabbing the Noble: No bothering Starlight!
Noble: What?! It's a public library!
Sun helping Moon drag the guy out: Yes, but Sunflower said to give her ONE HOUR to herself-
Moon: -then we get to spend the rest of the day with her.
Sun: Without any complaint from her as well!
Y/n slamming book shut: Oh for star's sake-GET OUT!
Sun and Moon dragging the guy out: Sorry sweetie! We love you~!
Y/n throws the book at them...
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A/N - I don't know if this could actually happen but its funny to think about lol
summary - He teases, you turn him green.
warnings - like one swear word
genre - little Drabble thing
Imagine back when you were all teenagers in jujutsu high, when everyone was still alive and there and happy.
You were an underclassman to Gojo, Geto and Shoko and on the occasion you would bump into the three of them with Nanami and Haibara.
But it became more common for Gojo and Geto to bump into you from time to time, and it also became common for Gojo to tease you.
Mostly lighthearted teasing, he just loved to rile you up and see you all flustered and frustrated because he would always have a response to anything you would try and say back.
Even on the rare occasion Geto would join in with teasing you, granted a little friendlier than Gojo but still. You would always pout at him all betrayed as he teased you with Gojo because he was supposed to be the nice, friendly, doesn't-bully-you one.
It was always their cocky attitudes that really set you off, again, mostly Gojo. It was always his cocky smirk, cocky attitude, cocky self that just really pushed your buttons.
And one day when it was you three standing next to a vending machine outside (it was only you that wanted a drink, Gojo saw you and pulled them both over to bother you), you just end up saying something like,
“Say one more thing and I'll put green hair dye in your shampoo. I would love to see how cocky you are when looking like a swamp.”
Gojo was dumbstruck and Geto choked on his drink that he ended up buying at some point.
And of course he just ends up brushing it off, making jokes and being an annoying little shit, all giggly because he managed to get another rise out of you.
But you weren't joking.
So when the next day comes and it's your turn to act all cocky, sipping on some random drink outside the same spot you were all gathered yesterday when Gojo storms up to you with Geto right behind him cackling his head off.
Your eyes bulge and your face goes bright red in your effort not to laugh as he says, “My hair is green, GREEN! How am I supposed to look cool now?” He’s whining while you're struggling to keep your composure as Getou starts taking pictures while wiping tears from his eyes.
You eventually reassure him that it's temporary hair dye, but still. Your glad Geto caught a photo of his face when you called him ‘swamp boy’.
First of all, thank you so much for this ask! I really had so much fun with this one 😆 I appreciate you leaving the character choice up to me because it gave me the chance to use all four of my favorites :) I hope you like it! ❤️
Vets - Stars
“We’ve been over this a million times!” Hange complained.
“Hanj, it’s confusing. Can’t you make an easier way of remembering?” Miche flipped through the packet of pages Hange passed out at the beginning of the meeting.
“It’s already an easy to use acronym.” Hange moved back to the board and pointed at the big ‘S’ written while Erwin rubbed his forehead. “S. What is ‘S’?”
Hange stood at the front and waited for one of the guys to raise their hands and answer. There really wasn’t much to this. It wasn’t a complicated concept, they even made an easy to remember acronym for them to follow, STARS. This most definitely wasn’t as difficult as when they had to learn Erwin’s Long-Distance Enemy Scouting Formation. Why couldn’t they get this?
“Levi.” Hange pointed. “What is ‘S’?”
“Subjugate.” He spoke matter-of-factly.
“No, no. The first ‘S’.” Hange corrected, moving to the board again to point at the first ‘S’ written.
“I don’t need anything other than subjugate.” He narrowed his eyes.
“This is a team formation! Erwin, please.” Hange turned to their commander. “Help me out here.”
“The first ‘S’ is swing, correct?” He frantically flipped through the pages in front of him.
“Nah dude,” Miche interrupted, “I think the second ‘S’ is swing. After we run.”
“Miche, I literally just said the second ‘S’ was subjugate. But great job on remembering ‘R’!” Hange clapped for him. “I will accept swing. Though the correct word is swoop.”
Hange turned back to the board and wrote ‘swoop’ under the first ‘S’. They took a deep breath and turned around.
“Anyone want to try for ‘T’? After we swoop, we…?” Hange waited for an answer. While Erwin continued looking for the answers in his packet, Levi took a sip from his tea. Hange turned to Miche to give him a hint. Moving their first finger in a spinning motion and mouthing ‘turn’ to him. He watched Hange closely to try and get it.
“Spin?”
“It’s a ‘T’ Miche.” Hange rubbed their temples. “It’s STARS, not SSARS.”
“I’m sorry, Hanj. I told you it was confusing for me.”
“I know. I know. Okay, let’s try this again.” Hange put the marker down and faced the group.
“Why do we need this method again?” Levi asked. “We already know how to kill titans.”
“This method has been tested and proven to increase support within a team when it comes to titan kills. We need to focus more on team kills and less on individual kills.” Hange explained. “My hope is to eventually use this method to capture a titan safely without any risks or fatalities.”
“Turn!” Erwin shouted and Hange’s eyes widened with excitement.
“That’s right!” Hange turned to the board and wrote turn under the ‘T’. “Swoop! Turn! What’s next?”
“Announce!” Erwin added. And Hange narrowed their eyes.
“Are you just reading from the packet I gave you?” Their voice became low and threatening. Erwin swallowed hard.
“No.” He closed the packet slowly.
“Alright!” Hange turned to the board and wrote announce under the ‘A’. “Swoop! Turn! Announce! What’s ‘R’? Miche!”
Miche jumped back in his chair, looking around the room nervously.
“Why are you picking on me?” He put his hand on his chest.
“Because you guessed it earlier, you idiot.” Levi stared at him.
“Ah, right! Thanks, little man.” Miche let out a sigh of relief and leaned forward, pretending to speak into a microphone. “The correct answer is ‘what is run?’”
“Great job!” Hange turned to the board again, writing run under ‘R’. “And finally, the last one, Levi?”
“Subjugate.”
“Correct!” Hange didn’t even turn around from the board. They wrote subjugate under the last ‘S’ and turned to face the men. “Swoop! Turn! Announce! Run! Subjugate! Great job guys! I really think we’re getting it.”
Hange looked at them and Miche and Erwin high fived. Hange knew that with a bit more practice, they would be able to use this technique in their sleep. They grabbed the eraser and erased the words under the letters.
“Again!” Hange leaned over the table, resting their hands on the edge and everyone groaned.
Alistair: All right, the sooner we get these talks over the sooner...Maker’s breath. It just keeps going. And going. *places hand above eyes* And going.
Inquisitor: *Sighs* Yes, I’m tall.
Alistair: Tall is being able to reach the health potion on the top shelf. You’re a freaking mountain!
Inquisitor: Don’t we have important matters to discuss? Ferelden needing our help?
Alistair: How’d they find leather to fit you? Does thedas even make cows that big?
Inquisitor: Would you rather I be naked?
Dorian *opens mouth* *Josephine slaps a hand in front of it to stop him*
Inquisitor: Could we please focus on the diplomacy and not my size! Don’t say it, Sera.
Sera: Psh, you’re no fun.
Alistair: Fine, fine. Diplomatic. Politics. Blah blah blah. Do you catch the chandeliers on your horns?
Zack: -hopping on CLoud's back and shouting- HI HO FLUFFY SPIKY CHOCOBO AWAY!!! -giving Cloud a few pats on his shoulder to get going-
Cloud: Zack seriously I'm... -sighing and shuffling along best he could- Never mind. -snorting at his friend's antics and smiling a little-
Zack: Well buddy? You agreed to play the chocobo and stuff. -resting his chin on Cloud's head and sighing happily- Besides think of this as training okay?
Cloud: Training to be a chocobo unit? -making chocobo sounds for a bit then sticks his tongue out- Okay can we quit now I'm tired.
Zack: -shaking his head no at the request- Nope you'll have to get to the other end of the track so let's mosey my fluffy spiky chocobo. YAH!! -giving Cloud a slight nudge in the rear-
Cloud: WARK!!! -turning red at having been nudged in the butt and picking up the pace- You... crazy puppy you just... pffft! -getting another nudge once more- WARK!!! Quit that!
Zack: -snickering and sticking his tongue out playfully- Anything to get you going buddy so come on! HI HO FLUFFY SPIKY CHOCOBO AWAY!!! -pointing to the other end of the track and grinning-
Cloud: Ughh.... -blowing a raspberry at Zack's yell- I swear you'll be running me into the dirt Zack. Sheesh...
Zack: Come on! Mosey mosey!! -making Cloud squawk more and making him run faster- ONWARD MY CHOCOBO!!!
Based off http://ardwynna.tumblr.com/post/145070551292/ban-cofan-thanks-for-the-inspiration
Sitting on the roof with his two friends while staring at the sunset, "No time for fighting you said hmm..." feeling the wind blowing through his long silver hair. Genesis clearly reading his book about Loveless while Angeal is sitting next to him just enjoying their time together. Feeling a tickling feeling in the nose starting to tingle causing him to sneeze, "ACHOO!!" making a black wing burst out of his back knocking Genesis backwards a good few feet while his book lands on his head and looking not too happy about the incident that happened. Angeal trying not to laugh at the situation decides to look away and back at the sunset. Wiping his nose with a tissue that he had hidden in his coat, "Sorry about that Genesis..." hearing angry profound words coming from the fiery red head and a small rock to thrown at his silver haired head. All the while Angeal is chuckling at the two them and shaking his head.
" If were looking for a subtle way to handle the situation we could always look towards a Eversor solution?" Acolyte just before the room burst into laughter.
