#funny quips

[shironezuninja]

I month after turning 34 last year, and it had to take me that long to have a passionate Spidey phase. I didn’t want to post anything until I returned home today.

[angstywhoure]

Bella: you ever think about being underwater....

Hermione: *sighs in exasperation* Bella, not this again.

Bella: No, kitten! Really think about it. If you're underwater and EVERYTHING is 'wet', is anything REALLY wet?!

Hermione: ......

Bella: EXACTLY! THINGS ARE ONLY WET WHEN THEY'RE EXPOSED TO THE ATMOSPHERE!! *Laughing ensues*

And they called you the smartest witch of her age. Pfft.

Hermione: *bashes head into the nearest solid surface*

[a-fifth-cellar-occupant]

@essential-oils-khaleesi

[shironezuninja]

My Fictosexualism is not oblivious to the self conscious fact that I’m a mortal, aging person. I had to fall out of love with Ash Ketchum by the time I turned 13 years old around August 2001.

[shironezuninja]

I’m gonna pretend that annoying comments and notifications are falling on my end’s deaf ears.

[theantoniomabs]

REVIEW: I Hate Fairyland #6

Okay, I’ll come out and say out right out the gate. I am a huge fan of everything Skottie Young. From the baby Marvel heroes to the trade paperbacks, right down to (you guessed it), I Hate Fairyland. In my comics reading journey, few authors have been able to come close to the awesomeness that Skottie is able to create. I even have a bunch of wallpapers of his art on this very computer from which…

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[scarlet-inkwell]

“I’ve never realized how funny you are!”

I feel really conflicted when someone who previously ignored me realizes how funny I am. Cause on the one hand I wanna preen in the recognition; but on the other, I’m filled with angry indignation that it took so long for them to notice. Like, “Of course I’m funny you fucktard, I only make a hundred wise cracks per day!”  

[cutiemus-patootiemus]

So my brother is heading out on a road trip with his girlfriend and he goes, "What can I take as a snack for the drive?" And she goes, "An apple?" To which he replied, "An apple? While driving? That just sounds like it'd be Benedict CUMBERSOME!"