#funny texting

[textsfromunclewalter]

I understood everything except “diet loops” and then, after I called him to translate, got mad at myself because it was super obvious.

[awesomecrappeoplesay]

My Sister - #84

Me *texting my sister*: "On a scale of "It's kind of chilly out here" to "OH MY GOODNESS ITS SO COLD IM GOING TO AUSTRALIA!" how cold is it outside?"

My Sister: "Australia."

[ultimate-whovian]

[leetutheicefanatic]

[textsfromunclewalter]

How, Uncle Walter? HOW?

[awesomecrappeoplesay]

My Sister - #69

My Sister’s boyfriend texted her about his dream:

“I dreamed I was in my dorm and it turned into a spaceship that was being attacked by aliens. I hid in a box while everyone else died. After they were all dead, I think I burped and it heard me. So I ran to a new box which I successfully hid in. Not exactly hero material.”

[textsfromunclewalter]

Harpies v amenities date, everyone!

— Uncle Walter & The Wife

[awesomecrappeoplesay]

Text Conversation Between My Sister and Her Best Friend:

My Sister: Are you free on the 28 or the 29?"

Her BF: "Why?"

Sister: "Because party."

BF: "Are you going to do that now??"

Sister: "Yes. We party."

BF: "I can do those dats. WE FREAKING PARTY!"

Sister: "Yasss!"