#funny therapy

[funnyfiasco]

When your 3am thoughts hit different

[omni-zombi]

I accomplished a new level of therapy. It's called 'make your therapist cry'

I did this unintentionally. I have a new therapist, and I was just giving her the rundown of my family lore.

What's the next level?

[randomfixation]

Therapy question:

Has anyone left therapy for years after a bad therapy experience then gone back.

And had your therapist look like they want to punch the previous therapist?

[i-am-confused-always]

how are you?

”well enough to be alive but unwell enough to make my therapist wonder how the hell I am doing it”

[sanann7]

God I’m so bad at therapy. Like, I’m really trying to say everything as truthfully and honestly as possible but I’m not doing it. Not on purpouse, I just can’t make myself do it and so instead, I talk shit and the funniest part is the therapist knows and he’s just like “😌😌😌girl” and I’m like “yeaaa um anyway yea”.

[frostbitedemon]

My therapist today: So what did you do this week? Your video project looked really good! How's that blog you told me about?

Me: Oh, I wrote some new stuff and posted it online. I've gotten some nice comments on them!

Her: Oh, great! What were the stories about?

Me, desperate to not tell this nice woman I wrote smut for the internet: Oh, you know, I like writing supernatural romances! :)

[omnivorouswallflower]

Random

My therapist: Let’s pay attention to our emotions this next week before the appointment. See if you notice any patterns or things that activate you. 

Me the still overachieving child: okay, I will do that, that’s homework and I will do it. 

My brain:  

[ginnyvelociraptorpancho]