#future!haddocks

[avannak]

7 years ago today Hiccup was a 15-year-old troubled teen struggling to fit in, never believing he’d ever be a great chief like his father, or have the village’s respect, or that Astrid Hofferson would ever give him the time of day, or that he’d ever be able to look a dragon dead in the eye without cowering...

[avannak]

So we know toothless has seen Asstrid and bootycup doing the do. But do you think their children have walked in on them before? Or heard them?

YES

ROAN “I HAVE A SENSE OF PROPRIETY” HADDOCK HEARD THEM

EVIDENCE and more EVIDENCE 

edit: holy crap and MORE EVIDENCE

Like, Hiccup and Astrid are careful (and when you have enough kids you gotta plan shit like that) but all they have is their loft and not so many doors, if and when they do it in the house.

(omg thank you for this question it made me go through my tag and I forgot how freaking fantastic these kids were. Medieval Modern Family was a thing in my life and I need to revisit it)

[avannak]

How cute! De-aged Hiccup made me laugh and cry. I now picture Eret appointed as the official storyteller for Hiccstrid and Hicceretstrid babies

Eret is, with all his collected tales from across the seas, the official storyteller for the next generation. Sometimes he takes it a little overboard and gets better at editing himself over the years (through whacks around the head from angry parents). He’s got the good, strong lap for little tooshies to plop themselves on and the large expressive hands... not to mention his own flare for dramatics. ;)

Yes. 100% down with this.

Which goes back to Eret picking up the big, luggy physical things when Gobber gets a little too old and a little too soft and basically Eret becoming a Gobber of sorts

[avannak]

Is there anyone Jojo doesn't like?

Well, yeah, Sigrid. And, superficially, her mother on occasion.  And Phelgma-the-Fierce’s grand Egg-of-a-Nephew after her brief infatuation with him ends. And Gustav, but more in an irritated kind of way.

[avannak]

Hi Avannak! I loved your headcanons about Hiccup and Astrid's daughter. I adored the doll that Valka made for Jojo. (I thought it looked like Stitch) :D

GAH! And I feel like I haven’t spoken to you in forever!  How are you dear? <3

But yes, let’s talk about this doll.  It’s just one of many.  Valka—having missed out on being a mother—takes full g-ma responsibilities.  Part of those responsibilities are making stuffies for her little Jojo.

(omg, it would be a great opportunity to introduce silly DWA characters. Yes, a Stitch.  Maybe a Donkey.  Maybe a Chel doll)

And here’s the thing about these stuffed animals—Gobber thinks it’s great because it keeps Valka out of the kitchen.  Astrid thinks it’s sweet and adorable. Jojo loves them.  Loves them. By the time she’s 4 she can make stuffed animal forts (further-headcanon that she grows up to have real architectural vision).

But Hiccup?  Hiccup secretly finds them creepy.  Don’t get me wrong—he appreciates the gesture and he loves the joy they create in his family—but there’s something about them that raises the hair on the back of his neck.  Worse yet—Jojo leaves them in his bed.  Under his work table.  Drops them on his face as he’s sleeping…

One time she left one sitting dangerously close to a roaring hearth that cooked their winter stew—it had a missing eye and teethmarks all down the arm (both dragon and human).  Hiccup had to fight down every impulse not to casually kick it into the fire.