Nov 5, 2021
@galacticled:
"it's better to pour the milk before you add cereal."
“I said controversial. If you put the milk in first, you’re getting more milk and less cereal. That’s just counterintuitive.”
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@galacticled:
"it's better to pour the milk before you add cereal."
“I said controversial. If you put the milk in first, you’re getting more milk and less cereal. That’s just counterintuitive.”
@galacticled: “NO!!!”
“What?” She looks at him, already making little individual stacks of cash, for whosoever might push him over. “They get money, and you get pushed into the snow. It’s a win-win!”
@galacticled:
"people who actually care about ENJOYING their cereal."
“Y’put the cereal in first ‘cuz then y’got as much cereal as you want. Then y’put milk in t’soak it!”
@galacticled
“It’s just because I already have a computer, I don’t need a Google. I assume that a Google is a new computer, and honestly I don’t need a new one right now.”
“People startin’ up recruitment for teams all over the place again, huh? Fine. I’ll make one myself.”
“Join Team Awesome. We’re young champions out to make idiot boomers who try to destroy your region or abuse Pokemon cry. Because the police don’t to jack shit.”
“What’s that they say about the pot and the kettle?”
@galacticled ♡’ed for a starter !! (accepting)
“Ah-- There you are.”
A very out of breath and visibly annoyed Piers rounds the corner, shoulders sagging in relief when he finally spots the Pokemon he’s been looking for for the past 20 minutes. Zigzagoons tended to be a difficult breed to wrangle, and this one in particular seemed to love bolting off the second it was out of its trainer’s sight to go find some trouble to get into.
Currently, it’s making itself a nuisance at the ankles of a stranger, barking and circling around them before Piers half-jogs over and scoops it up. “Sorry ‘bout that. Been lookin’ all over for this one.” He fixes the completely unapologetic menace in his arms with a little scowl before giving whoever it was bothering a once-over. “...He, uh, didn’t bite or nothin’, did he?”
FDKJFDG YES IT WAS I... it probably isn’t exactly an uncommon hc but i just love the idea of the man getting poison immunity from being stupidly extra and straight up fist fighting his own nidoking. king shit.