HEAR ME OUTTTT
Garth-centric Fab Five fanfic where it’s an AU where Garth hasn’t really learned English yet. He still only speaks Atlantean and they’re kinda just left alone to figure it out. They try telling the older heroes but Aquaman is on a mission in Atlantis and the others don’t know how to help much. Except Batman obviously, but the most help he can provide is saying that Aquaman assured him that even if Garth doesn’t know any human languages there’s a quick instant way for any Atlantean to learn the knowledge of languages their companions know. So they’re left with that knowledge but don’t know what way Aquaman was talking about. The JL tries asking to see if a GL would be ok with baby sitting the kids and using their kid as translator until Aquaman comes back but all the lanterns are on Oa.
So the fab five are left completely alone with what they essentially think is a mermaid that they can’t communicate with and have no knowledge or context of.
It’s a little difficult at first but they find a way to get basic nonverbal communication through so they can function on missions, which is how they also find out that Garth doesn’t know what method Aquaman was talking about either because of his childhood being separated from society and not having knowledge on basic Atlantean things.
Anyways, Fab Five have trouble picking up ANYthing Garth says because most Atlantean words can’t even be pronounced by surface dwellers since they don’t have the vocal cords for it, and they can’t even hear some sounds in the Atlantean language because Atlanteans have a larger frequency range in their language and hearing than surface people. On the other hand, Garth quickly picked up some English words but he had no idea what they mean yet and just shouts random words he knows when he’s excited. The words include the other titans’ names, he hadn’t realized they’re their names yet, the words “Arrow!” “Batarang!” “Snack” “Warrior” and “mermaid.” (Arrow thanks to Roy, batarang thanks to Dick, snack from Wally, warrior from Donna, and mermaid thanks to Roy constantly calling Garth a mermaid)
Anyways, one day after a particularly difficult mission goes well and Garth gets really excited, he turns around and randomly kisses one of the Fab Five (haven’t decide who yet) because he’s really happy and that’s what he always sees Mera and Arthur doing when they’re happy, not realizing it’s a romantic thing because again, he grew up in isolation, he doesn’t have the best grasp on surface or underwater society.
Everyone’s shocked but they’re even more shocked when after the kiss, Garth is speaking perfect English. Garth himself is just as confused and they’re all wondering what the hell is going on. They have to explain to him that they don’t know about Atlantis but on the surface, kissing someone is a really intimate and romantic gesture and you can’t just do it because you’re excited/happy.
Shortly after one of GL’s conveniently comes back to Earth and uses to the ring to scan Garth to figure out how he randomly learned English out of nowhere just to burst out laughing and tell the kids that Atlanteans can instantly be transferred knowledge of foreign languages by kissing someone who knows the language.
Later on one of the Titans definitely offers to teach Garth all the other languages they know, to which Garth’s oblivious ass excitedly agreed and brings back a notebook and a pen, expecting an actual lesson.
Yes this is inspired by the Kory and Dick scene, although the main inspiration was @edi-storm’s RoyGarth comic (sorry for the tag)
















