Mercury: Say goodnight, kid!
Ruby: Jaune!
Jaune: (Kicked in the back, Gunshot) AGH!
Mercury: Hmph... Nothing personal ki-
Jaune: THANK YOU SO MUCH!
Mercury: Huh?!
Jaune: My back was in so much pain and you fixed it!
Mercury: Ah, dammit...
Jaune: Whatever you want, I'll give it to you. Name it and it's yours!
Mercury: (Groans) Fuck me...
Jaune: (Blushes) W-Well, if that's what you want...
Mercury: Wait, what'd you say? I wasn't listen- MMPH!
Jaune: (Makes out with Mercury)
Mercury: (Grunts protest, Shrugs and simply reciprocates)
Ruby: What is happening?
Emerald: I don't know, but it's so hot... Do you wanna make out?
Ruby: I thought you'd never ask~.
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Mercury: GAH! (Panting) What the hell... I've gotta stop eating cheese before bed.













