#ghost joke

[whatev-i-guess]

Ghost joke #1

Soap: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Ghost: Don't say it...

Soap, already laughing his ass off: Sham-boo!

[drublaccthorn]

Tavvy : I miss Livvy so much

Ty : well, she’s still here

Tavvy :

Ty : I MEAN she’s still HERE in our HEART

Livvy : *facepalm*

[venturedgained]

On tonight’s episode of Cat or Ghost our contestants will face:

-Something walking up the stairs

-A slow purposeful slide of claws down their door

-Suspicious movement under the bed

-What could be meowing or the cries of a small child

-A distant door creaking open

Join us next week when we host our special guest: loud breathing from somewhere in the room. Is it a cat? Or a ghost? We sure don’t know!

[darqx]

AYE BODOH! XD

[dailymediocrejokes]

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!!!

[gloryofhera]

Me, a spirit worker, when I hear unexplained noises or whisperings at 3 am while binge watching RPDR: I ain't afraid of no ghost

Also me, hearing the wind outside right after watching a horror movie: Oh, honey, NO. *turns on every light and goes around the house with incense to cleanse and a knife to kill a killer hiding in my house if I find one in my bathtub*

[whatev-i-guess]

Ghost joke #2

Soap: What's Ghost's favourite kind of tea?

Gaz: Green tea with a bit of milk?

Soap: No, the boo-tea. ¬‿¬

Gaz: I fucking hate you sometimes.

[whatev-i-guess]

Ghost joke #3

Soap: What did the ghost say to its psychologist? 

Price: I've got ptsd?

Soap: ... Soap: No, I just feel like I really used to be somebody.

Soap: That was kinda fucked up, Captain.