#or alternatively

[spaghettiandart]

is this anything

[kaursblog11]

This tweet calling them witnesses is so funny in hindsight because she really did try to bond with Tyler for life in a church

[niiwa-angel]

"Optimus doesn't take time off because he's too self sacrificing"

Wrong!

Optimus can't take time off because he knows the second he isn't white knuckling the riens, Elita-One, Ironhide, Jazz, and Prowl are going scorched Earth on the Decepticons. It will end the war but it may also classify as a total annihilation.

Optimus, sleeping slightly deeper than he usually would: 😴

Prowl: Optimus is out of commission, I am now in charge. Elita, break out those plans we told him we didn't make, Ironhide, ready the acid bombs, Jazz, grab us a jet. We're ending this war tonight.

Elita "the ends can justify the means" One: You know, I don't think we've properly considered the elegance of germ warfare. We wouldn't even have to get our hands dirty.

Ironhide "I'm just showing him my cannons" the Weapons expert: That'll take too long. Nukes, that's the best way to go.

Jazz "I lead the most lethal fighters on this team" the Spy: We've got one shot, I can sneak in and stash some explosives in their barracks, they'll never catch me. Blow their whole base sky high.

Optimus, waking up in just the nick of time: I am begging you to stand down!

Ironhide: Told you we should have slipped a sedative in his high grade.

~~~~

Optimus, literally fighting to get out of the Medbay: You don't understand! They're plotting!

Ratchet: You have a broken leg and a head injury, sit your ass down!!

First Aid, who's been secretly trying to help the four of them end this thing: I'll grab a sedative. He may need a week of bedrest.

Meanwhile

Elita-one: Now, I did some research and did you know that half of our war crimes aren't considered war crimes on this planet?

Jazz: Fascinating. What a creative group.

Prowl: Indeed. And Optimus does want us abiding by the laws of this planet.

Ironhide, nodding along: He does.

Prowl: Whelp! Gotta follow orders obey the laws of this planet. It's not a war crime here, Jazz, get the rust bombs.

[possiblyawesometmblr]

if virgil's room makes you more anxious and patton's room makes you more susceptible to nostalgia, etc., then janus' room probably makes it easier to lie to yourself. anyways i fully believe that young dark side virgil would often sneak into janus' room so he could sleep easier and that's what initially endeared him to janus in this essay i will

[batfam-belfry]

Nightwing (1996) #140

I bet the batkids regularly take turns setting off the Batsignal so the others can eat processed foods without Bruce judging them

[mouthusiast]

I really like the concept of d3rking because it's just. So funny. In any scenario.

Uh oh! Bad decision D3rLord3! You've attempted to outsmart the deity that knows literally everything by fanon! And you ALMOST succeeded because you were so clever and unpredictable?? Now you have said wild deity wagging its tail whenever you're near because you're so special and smart and like, it highkey doesn't even want to make you insane or anything, that's just how it works.

[daydates]

they're on grindr looking for a third

(mirror posing pose #1)