#gnomeo

[transmothofaman]

“I really like that one (romantic) movie from 2011 that James McAvoy was in where he mostly just pines for his red-themed counterpart throughout the movie while said love interest is destined to be on the other side of the growing conflict going on that is bigger than the two of them” my guy WHICH ONE?!

[abort-that-thing-tournament]

Abort That Thing Tournament: Group 1, Poll 1

Shen Jiu vs Gnomeo

Shen Jiu - Scum Villain's Self Saving System

Gnomeo - Gnomeo and Juliet

Voting ended onJul 10, 2025

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT:

Shen Jiu: Okay, so he's super traumatized and was raised as a slave, and to escape that he became a cultivator. Except now he also has to teach children. And he HATES IT. He canonically tries to murder an eleven year old. The guy who's his "love interest" (it's complicated) he hates. People try to give him a fix-it by giving him a baby and it's really cute, but he would not carry a goddamn fetus to term. He would not!!!!! He's having weekly abortions with the power of xianxia sex nonsense

In au's, they often have him give birth to Shen Yuan. There is no way this man who values his independence and control as fiercely as he does would give up his body or risk his already fractured cultivation (genre-specific magic system) for another creature. He is so self-hating, he would see the zygote as an extension of himself and hate that too.

he poured boiling hot tea on a child

I mean he basically aborted teenage binghe right?]

his ass should NOT have kids and i don't think he'd want them either

He does NOT like children, and even hates one of his disciples (he’s a teacher) to the extent he tried to blow the twelve-year-old up by giving him a fake magic textbook, and later basically dropkicked him off a cliff into hell. He would not want to raise a child or be pregnant, especially since he has a lot of traumatic hang-ups with regards to relationships anyway.

Gnomeo:

He doesn't like being tied down by things and I think a child would really not work with his lifestyle. Also hes a garden gnome and it might shatter him.

[blue1catberry]

Gnomeo and juliet tangled Au ✨

@mariahdoby13 and i did a roleplay of this au so I made these doodles for tangled's anniversary :D

[gnomeo-and-juliet]

I have a confession…

I am Kit Connor

[izzystarz]

Not a „hear me out" but a „HOLD ME TF BACK" 👹

[owobigtuna]

"Hello, hello

I'm not alone, it's good to know

Someone's out there to say hello

Hello"

[purplegn0mes]

Gnome fusion real⁉️

[jaxxxy-boy]

Sherlock x Gnomeo

I'm very curious as to why this is an officially licensed pin it seems like..I'm just curious at to why. Are these the two most marketable characters? I could understand Gnomeo & Juliet of course, and Gnomeo & Watson because they share similar feelings about feeling inferior in the movie. But...why Sherlock & Gnomeo? Idk I've just known about this for a while and wanted to share this pin.

(picture taken from this ebay listing: https://www.ebay.com/itm/174161889996 )