#goddamn idiot

[hannigramislife]

Time to beat Bruce with a crowbar!

[scaryscarecrows]

So it seems that Jason has massive ptsd in his early months after he checked out. How he recover from that? Is he really recovering by himself? And how he got knowledges and lesson to recruits talents for militia and trains them? Because i don't think that covered in Robin's lesson.

How do you know what Robin School entails? Did Bruce get you, too? GET OUT. GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN. Don’t let them do to you what they did to meeeee!

Eh. Your funeral. Maybe literally...anyways, I...honestly, jokes about ‘I’ve brought a shovel and I’m ready to dig’ aside, there was really no place to go but up. I was OUT. No one was looking for me, I had no money-well, until I used a library computer to reclaim a years’ worth of allowance with interest, thanks, B!-and, ah, it was lay down and die or claw my way out of this hellhole, and honestly, I had bad days, and I sure as hell didn’t know what to do after I avenged myself, but claw it was. There was a lot of trial and error. The hamburger was a mistake, and in hindsight, I should have realized that cooking meat was going to cause a flashback, but it sounded nice at the time. And easy. Whoops. :/

I’m not...it’s a process. It’s a process to this day. Most days, I’m...okay. I can order take-out or something, you know? But some days, not so much, and I know it’s dumb and that they’re not gonna put happy gas in the lo mien, but still. I don’t know that I’m ever gonna...not have bad days.

Welp, I know Bruce, don’t I? And sometimes, he was a good teacher. I’ll give him that. But sometimes he was an asshole, so between his good moments and his ‘you fucking disaster’ moments, I...I knew what would have worked for me.* So I just...went with that. I had no idea what I was doing half the time, but I must have been doing okay, because we made it happen. I can’t take all the credit-I wasn’t pulling from high schools, I was pulling from blacklists of people that were very good at their jobs-but...I must’ve done okay in motivating them, because it went pretty smooth. Or it would have, if Bruce hadn’t built a fucking TANK. Come ON. Look, that popped out like a month before we showed up, no way is that my fault. He was happy cruising around in his midlife crisis car, I did NOT expect a literal transforming spider-tank.-Jason *Jason’s predator dialogue does have him griping at the Militia at times-and to be fair, when somebody’s dumb ass sees movement and goes, ‘just a spotlight!’ AFTER three colleagues have been taken out, I’d be mad, too-but he is definitely gunning for Arkhamverse Boss of the Year. He’s way more encouraging than the others, even when he’s down to two guys. Or he’s busy goading/guilt-tripping Batman. Little shit. :p

[super-chaitea]

Achilles is so fucking funny like he just walks around invincible and has that one spot that will kill him and yet he doesn't cover it up? this guy had so much confidence that he went into battle in fucking sandals expecting to live. all he had to do was cover up his heel, but noooooo he's never going to get hurt. fucking moron

[nivisons]

taste test

[methargicismm]

catra: im going to take u out

adora: o-oh! great! it’s a date!

bow:

glimmer:

catra: ... i meant that as a threat

[frukinghell]

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[prince-jolie]

Fuck Biden.

[burnthiscitydwn]