hiii, love your work, I’d love to see from your writing of the sans AUS (if you don’t feel like doing them all, just my favs error, cross, epic, killer, fresh, dust, ink, and geno).
Headcanons of their fem!s/o being a literal goddess, built like one, talks with an ethereal, beautiful but stern tone but has pure hearted intentions.
she loves travelling to different universes, exploring and learning about them as it’s something she dearly enjoys.
and then her children looks like silly animal creatures: just search up ANITEEZ because tumblr won’t allow me to send pictures for some reason, even if I’m not anonymous. (They are so FUCKING ADORABLE).
they lowk just make weird squeaky noises and even animal noises they’re assigned too. Their ages are like toddler ages, they always follow their mum wherever she goes and sometimes cause trouble because they are troublemakers when they see new places but are immediately in line once their mum reminds them to behave.
so it’s literally just a literal goddess baddie mother with her 2ft animal kids that have a mindset and ages of toddlers.
she loves them all dearly and treats them well, yes yes they are her kids and will always be her babies, if you tell her otherwise she’ll be upset and mad at you.
what’s that? who’s the father? s/o is the mother and father of her silly children.
and oh yeah, her kids are non negotiable when it comes to relationship, yes you may give her the best date or give her the best night by taking her somewhere nice and she loved it so much but if any of the sanses (looking at the bad sanses) feel any sort of negative way at her kids, she will cut off the romantic path and possibly friendship if this keeps up. Her kids are her number 1 priority, you can follow her, stalk her, chase her down, she doesn’t care unless it invloved her kids then it’s big problems, she does NOT PLAY about her kids.
Hi! 👋
Thank you! I don’t know much about Epic yet, but I did the rest of them!
Error
He pretends he doesn’t like your little ‘rugrats’, like he’s not sneaking them chocolate and ignoring when they steal the dolls he’s made specifically with them in mind
He’s neither good nor bad with your children. He’s not the peak of emotional intelligence, but he does have child-care-muscle-memory
Honestly, you kind of confuse him. He has this massive puppy crush on you, but you’re pure hearted intentions annoy him sooo much
If anything, having a bunch of toddlers might make it easier to deal with his emotional outbursts. You have experience
Cross
There are tiny children climbing all over him and he is frozen like a statue. They’re so fragile and cute and he doesn’t know what to do with himself
Be careful, he has no defense against the puppy dog eyes. Your kids will be gorged on chocolate by the time you come back
As for you, he’s kind of caught between tripping over himself because pretty lady and turning full palace guard mode
Killer
Uhhhhhh, you might not be getting some of those kids back
Cute baby animal toddlers? Yoink
Is he a little jealous of the attention they get? Yeeeaaah. But he’s not resentful. Just whiny. He can’t be mad at those cute little faces!
Honestly you often look back and just find a skeleton sitting amongst your usual parade with a goofy smile.
Fresh
Your children confuse him for a hot minute, cause it doesn’t quite click that they’re babies, but once that registers he’s fairly calm around them.
He doesn’t do much other than just watch your kids with a smile on his face. He’s not exactly the helicopter parent type. But he thinks they’re cute and pretty charming.
He does get a little confused by why you’ve let them out of the nest so early, but figures you must just be that strong if you’re okay with them being out in the open with you.
Dust
Not a fan of children, but these fluffy little things are easier to deal with then most kiddos
He does not babysit, but he doesn’t mind their existence. He mostly operates as the nap time cuddle buddy
He tries to be gentle with your kids, for you.
You, on the other hand, he treats like an angel who should not be as pure as they are. He can’t understand how someone who’s lived so long can be so good.
Ink
He’s barely taller than your babies and it’s hilarious
One look at your menagerie and he’s pulling out the step-parenting self help books. He loves kids
And you can’t seem to shake his cheerful, puppy dog eyes, no matter what you try. He’s crushing so. unbelievably. hard.
He’s not quite stalking you, but only by technicality. You’re easy to find and he does usually find an acceptable excuse for seeking you out.
Geno
He’s verbally a little mean (though never full-heartedly) to your kids, so if that’s a no go, you probably won’t like him
That being said, he also has had a mountain of sentient stuffed animals piled on and around him while he watches one of him more kid friendly dramas
Your kids aren’t human, so that helps with his Frisk/Chara trauma. And your baby’s are very well behaved (due to your excellent parenting of course) so he warms up to them pretty fast
He has little to no opinion on you really, except those rare crush moments where he goes ‘yeah that’s definitely a goddess’. If anything, he just finds you peaceful company compared to the usual suspects that torment him.
