Ren Fair Fight - Prompt Short
Sup Y'all! This is a fun prompt that @bleeding-letters, @dmitrinfinite and @rainy-knights-of-villany worked on together on Frantic Fanfics! If you want to add on, please do so, it'd be really fun! Tag us all too, we'd love to read it <3
Hero scrunched up their nose, seeing the ren fair. "Right, so you dragged me here?"
Villain hummed in agreement, dragging the hero into the crowd. Despite the normal attire they were dressed in, they carried two brilliantly shiny swords at their hips.
"I didn't know you were a ren fair person?"
"Yeah, I'm not," Villain replied, pulling hero to a hill top with little to no people. They pulled out the second sword, and handed it to Hero. "I just wanted to fight with swords with little to no intervention. The crowd will think it's an act, and I'll have the time of my life."
"Are you fucking kidding me," Hero grumbled, whilst Villain gave a shit-eating grin.
"You guys are dumb as shit," said Sidekick, appearing out of nowhere in a full King outfit.
"You could just go swordfight in an abandoned building or an empty parking lot, nobody wants to see your weird sexual tension at the ren fair."
"There's no weird sexual tension!" Hero said, at the same time Villain said; "Everybody wants to see it!" The two of them looked at each other and blinked.
"There's no sexual tension between us."
"Yes, there is! I bet the whole crowd would love to see it!"
Frustrated, Hero drew their sword. "Then I suppose we'll have to duel to prove it."
"Sure," Villain laughed, leaning over to whisper to Sidekick. "Your boss really is gullible, aren't they?" They drew their own sword, preparing to begin.
Their swords clashed, again and again, each time Hero was forced to take another step back. They knew they would run out of room to back up soon, but for now if they could just— Villain parried their attack once again, this time twisting the blades so Hero lost their grip.
Now, without a sword in their hand, they were defenseless. “Well well. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.” The grin on Villain’s face turned wolfish.
“I’m still alive, right? Therefore, I have not fallen.” And just as the words left their mouth, Hero tripped and fell flat on their back.
Villain hummed. “Why don’t you make me?” “… I just might, Love.”