In light of your recent answers, an optional bonus question:
Five times Pythus' ass was bare by accident, and one time it was on purpose?
@violentnornography
If it helps you can always ask about my Charr's bare asses, theyre important.
Now, Five Times Pythus bared his ass on accident and one time on purpose... (this is difficult in part because Pythus will tell you it is always on purpose).
There is the classic time of having too much fun at a party. He has often woken up in a tree or a bush because his drunken self decided to nap there. His hungover mind enjoys the breeze down low for a while before realizing he has to go find all his stuff again (it is most likely scattered)
This will be a pattern of wagers ending up this way for him, but at one of many warband meetups he decided to join the brawl pit for keeps. It was a fun time but it did end up with him in nothing and having to wait for his warband to save him from the bind he was left in.
His more worldly Charr buddies invited him to a beach party at some point. He thought it'd be fun to try and pants his best buds, this turned into a pantsing war. All fun and games until they started tripping in the water and their swimclothing ended up washed away. Of course, Charr think they're bullshit in the first place but when it is not a Charr only beach you might get in trouble.
He has been in training to be a spellbreaker by @commanderhorncleaver's Gaius Horncleaver for a while now. However his magic is... unstable. His full counters at times do end up somehow blasting all his (and sometimes other's) clothes off.
Any blood legion party, I suppose this is a bit of a repeat of 1 but... he can do it in many ways. In this case he is losing his stuff again over cards or other blood legion games (I imagine their games go hard). In the worst case he likely ends up being taken home by some warband, if theyre ranchers they might have him take over the job of one of their beasts in pulling the carts for a little while or some silly stuff like that.
Now once that it was intentional! which... is hard to keep it at once because Pythus is kind of a nudist at the best of times.
But the time(s) he is bare ass on purpose: When he is hanging out with his warband or friends, he often likes to go on hikes with nothing but a small satchel bag strapped to his thigh too! He just enjoys the feeling of being unburdened whenever he is not on active duty. In turn he likely also just enjoys getting to use Legion survival training from the fahrar.
Edit to add a picture of the man himself:
