Rank the blackthorns on the basis of how illegal their side quests were
OKAY it’s been a while since I read TLH and TDA so I’ll try but I’ve forgotten details. Thanks for the ask!
Ty- 10/10 love me some necromancy every so often, carrying on the family legacy I see
Julian- 8/10 murder!!! Justified murder!!! Probably other crimes too but I can’t remember (edit: I forgot falling inlove with ur parabatai is illegal so that too i guess)
Livvy-1000/10 Livvy you can’t just die the way you did and expect me to be okay that is a criminal offence
Dru- 4/10 I love dru but i don’t think she’s committed any illegal stuff yet but i wouldn’t put it past her, and that’ll change in twp.
Tavvy-3/10- has he committed any crimes other than being precious?
Mark-8/10 I don’t remember what crimes you committed other then getting Kieran out the fae realm, and whatever he did in the wild hunt- BUT great job dude no notes!
Helen-6/10 other then hiding the fact Magnus was a cult leader back in the day and being half fae girl did nothing wrong shadowhunters are just racist fucks.
Jesse-10/10 is coming back from the dead illegal? Or only the act of doing it? His whole ass existence is illegal.
Grace-7/10 grace I love you but I will never get over what u did to my boy Jamie, the necromancy I can excuse though
Lucie (I’m counting her shush)- 7/10 necromancy and controlling the dead ain’t a good look but I’ll allow it for her, and yes Lucie it is necromancy no matter how much you try to gaslight urself IT WAS NECROMANCY.
Tatiana- 1/10- don’t even get me started on this BITCH. I hate her I hate her I hate her but she’s also interesting
Annabel-12/10 is it bad that I love her and Malcom? I mean I will never forgive her for what she did to Livvy but like I love her yk?? Her existence is also illegal
I think that’s all of them but there’s a lot of blackthorns and not enough room in my brain








