#greg excitement

[ankarnaofjustice]

hey my ex wife and i saw you from across the Cesar’s Palace parking lot and we really dig your vibe

[jadeinretrogrde]

tumblr users have a lot to think about with this one

[okmurph]

when will it be my turn

[heytherecentaurs]

So much going on in this new VIP episode

- Brennan and Izzy talk about being swingers hosting a key party before they know their characters and then everything that happened happens

- Izzy looks incredible

- Brennan twice picks Izzy all the way up with ease. Which I know did things for some of y’all lil freaks. And I support you.

- HostVic is going to therapy twice a week. Shocking. I bet it’s court ordered.

- Izzy portraying the most toxic person possible but looks so good and has such charisma there aren’t any consequences

- Greg Excitement getting cucked in real time and his line about loving wrestling while Vic is on top his wife was absolute gold.

- I was like Izzy is fully just trying to kiss Vic. And Vic turns away but only to talk to camera before going back for more. Also the breathlessness and quiver during that. Wild.

- Brennan put food down his pants again. That’s normal. Good to see becoming a father has chilled him out.

- If they really wanted to sell Brennan as a wrestler I think he needed to be spray tanned and wearing some horrific shiny sunglasses. Otherwise he was pretty spot on. I also would’ve loved some more grit in his voice. Some classic smack talk. I wanted him to sound like he was cutting a promo. (I wonder if this was before his Titan Takedown wrestling crash course.) But they make a perfect wrestling couple: he’s a big weirdo and she’s a goddess. Macho Man/Miss Elizabeth vibes.

- Brennan knowingly saying he’s gonna break the boombox over his head as a meta joke to fuck with production.

- What an episode. I don’t know if it was quite as impactful as Augbert but it was so high energy and had so many really great moments that seem destined to become iconic. It also has some great one liners that get buried under the chaos that demand a second watch to catch them. Love Izzy saying romance doesn’t belong in D&D but apparently it does belong in improvised interviews.

[cha0ticlesbian]

I’m watching the new VIP and I have some thoughts:

-Izzy looks so beautiful omg

-I’m having such a hard time separating Izzy and Brennen from their characters I can’t help but kinda ship them lol they’re just too cute

-what’s with Brennen putting food in his pants lately😭

-ok but why do Izzy’s character and host!Vic have such good chemistry omg

-Izzy and Brennen share a brain cell like how are they always on the same wavelength lmao

-the three of them are together now :)

[im-evlyen-tucci]

:3 what are your top 5 host ships? <3

Hii, thanks for asking lol

1.) as it's well known, I'm a bit insane about Vianca so Bianca takes the 1 spot forever and ever amen

2.) this one is hard cause it was so close to being a tie but I'm gonna have to go with Jordache. They were so perfectly terrible for eachother, I think in another world that the host and Jordache would have been happy together

3.) Charlotte Excitement.... God that older woman would have been terrible for the host but would I have loved too see the aftermath of all that. And put Greg in the cuck chair while we're at it

4.) Leighanna-Jean Gruthers.....Let's get Vic is the older position of authority and see how badly it goes sideways. Plus, imagining the host trying to take care of a baby makes me giggle.

5.) honestly this one's hard, at least personally. I think that the fourth Witch and the host could have actually made a cute couple in another life, but I actually like the idea of the host and David, unpopular opinion as that may be. I think they make eachother miserable in a way thats great for me as a viewer.

[swtndcndsdmlk]

I want Charlotte Excitement carnally

I need Charlotte Excitement and host Vic Michaelis together at the same time carnally

[todorokislion]

if i had a nickel for every time brennan lee mulligan put food in his pants on dropout tv, id have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice