#gryffindor problems

[hogwartstribune]

Hufflepuff: “It’s a bird!” Ravenclaw: “It’s a plane.” Gryffindor: “Fuuuc- How do I stop this?!!?” *going haywire on a broomstick* Slytherin: “It’s an idiot.”

[apparentlyjulie]

The kid behind me looks like he’s romantically reciting a poem… Dude, we’re 11. I’m just here to learn how to properly cast “Nox.”

[salazar-slanderin]

My house might be ass full of character defects but at least when a Slytherin draws a fucking line they recognize it’s a line

[thewouldbeswedish]

Me when the something thing makes me nervous: Come on your a Gryffindor, pull it together

[cathwhatever19-blog]

Stop it with the stereotypes.

I've kind of talk about this, but that was only about the slytherin stereotype. I want to talk about the other house stereotypes that grind my gears.

Ravenclaws aren't stuck up. They're the friends who will defend you with a witty come back. They're the friends who will help you with that one subject you suck at. They're the friends who will lend you a book they read, so you two can discuss your favorite theories, characters, otps, chapters,ect.

Gryffindors aren't boastful reckless idiots. They're the friends who will complement you on something you care about to give you a confidence boost. They're the friends who will make you more adventurous. They're the friends who will tease you lovingly, so you calm down.

Hufflepuffs aren't happy idiots who act high. They're the friends who will give someone a surprising amount of sass for making a disrespectful remark about a close friend. They're the friends who will help you out with that big work load you've been regretting to work on. They're the friends who will remind you to take a break and take care of yourself.

I didn't make a paragraph about slytherins because I already did. Check it out if you want to!

[hogwarts-memories]

"Spiders. Not tiny spiders like those surging over the leaves below. Spiders the size of carthorses, eight-eyed, eight-legged, black, hairy, gigantic..."as Harry Potter himself has said once for acromantulas...

[afistfullofdaisies11]

sometimes I just really wish I was a hufflepuff.

[hogwartstribune]

Gryffindor: *sees someone flirting with their s/o*

Gryffindor: “Excuse me I have to go make a scene.”