#hachikyu

[senjuushi]

LMAOO this is a stupid one: you know how sometimes people will refer to a pet’s owner as their ‘mom’ or ‘dad’? How would the more embarrassable guns (Murata, Gras, Hachikyu and Siegblut) in the pet au react if they were at a vet or groomer’s and while handing them back off to their owner after the appointment, the employee says “here, go back to mommy/daddy!” in that condescending pet-talk voice?

STUPID BUT FUNNY

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Murata — Tense and grouchy about it. You might have to stop him from taking a swing at whoever said it. Clearly, they can't tell what a proud and noble weapon he is, hmph. Refuses to go back to that groomer/vet/whatever ever again out of sheer spite.

Gras — He's gonna make it sexual. To cope with the hit to his dignity, the only thing he can do is make it sexual. It probably doesn't work, and he just looks stupider for giving you the fuck-me eyes and doubling down on the "mommy/daddy" thing instead of just moving on.

Hachikyu — Turning red, not making eye contact, wishing he could disappear into the floorboards to escape this horrible, awkward, horribly awkward situation. The worst part by far is that now that the idea is in his head, it won't go away. Horny fantasy timeeee.

Siegblut — Also turning red, stuttering, YELLING. When he's this embarrassed, he gets all grouchy and blustery on reflex. Assumes that whoever said it was trying to make fun of him, and sulks about it afterward because the moment won't stop replaying in his head.

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Murata: Hachikyu, you know internet slang, right?

Hachikyu: ...Yes?

Murata: What does "bussy" mean?

Hachikyu: No nope no no I'm not explaining that no!

[sleepy-apparition]

[Expression Meme]

5: Babygirl! He's so cute and chewable I just wanna Nom-

Anyways, one blushing hachikyu at your service!

[chloe-spade]

Hachikyu

Rank: A

Tribe: Mysterious

Alltribute: Earth

Parents: Kyubi and Venoct

Siblings: Tsukai and Kyn

[senjuushi]

I wanna subject some pet au boys (Hachikyu, F, Kirsch and Like2) to being fancy purse dogs. They get adopted by someone in the public eye who takes them to work and events and dresses them up in little outfits. They just went from shivering in a shelter to wearing designer clothes, eating fancy snacks at an upscale party, and their master is happily showing them off to everyone. They’re living it up but everyone is looking at them and they can not escape The Outfits

Hachikyu 

It's better than the alternative... right...? Hachikyu is horrifically, existentially embarrassed by being taken out in public at all, and the outfits really aren't making it better. That said, anything is better than rotting alone in some sketchy, miserable shelter, and he's grateful enough to bite his tongue and at least try to endure. It's not like you'd want to hear his whining about it, anyway. It's better (and worse) once he starts getting turned on by the attention...

F

The situation isn't bad, in theory, but he's waiting for this to turn into something terrible. F can only foresee being shown off in public ending in some kind of brutal group-use session, so he's bracing for the worst every time you take him out. He keeps thinking that he's bound to end up as a fancy offering or favor for people to take their urges out on, and even with a lot of time to get used to it, he struggles to comprehend that you really just want to pamper him.

Kirsch

He looooves the attention, in the sense that you're willingly showing off to everyone in the immediate vicinity that he's your property to do as you please with, and sees the spoiling as proof that he's wanted, with all of the concerning implications that entails. It's a bit of a downside that he doesn't get as much one-on-one time, but that's a sacrifice that Kirsch is willing to make, so long as you keep showering him in attention. So long as he feels owned, he's content.

Like2

This is his ideal scenario, really. He settles right into the new role, with all of the posturing and mental bargaining to keep track of what comes with it. Like2 fully believes that there's a price on every nice thing he gets, and that if he wants to keep such pleasant attention, he has to be pretty and appealing enough to earn it. It's fine, though! He'd do anything if it meant you'd keep spoiling him, and being shown off in public as pretty and yours makes it even better.

[senjuushi]

Who is the most likely to get horny when Master is reprimanding them? Or would they generally be too upset? The reprimand being over something not too serious

There's a few of them... and NOT for good reasons :`D

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Gras — Negative attention is still attention, and Gras craves attention! So long as it means you're noticing him, once the cycle of "getting in trouble and getting reprimanded for it" has started, good luck ever getting him to stop. Even when he's genuinely distressed, some sick part of him reacts to Master's attention all on its own.

Hachikyu — He's truly, painfully ashamed of it, but scolding can and does turn him on, sometimes. When being lectured for yet another fuck-up feels like the only option he has for getting you to pay attention to him, his head goes places. Dangerous, needy places that make him pray you'll keep his reprimands somewhere private.

Kirsch — Horny about it in the sense that he's used to these situations ending in him "making it up" to whoever's angry with him through sex, so the reflex just sort of... kicks in all on its own, by now. Even if he's panicking at the thought of his Master being angry, all he can think is that he might be able to fix it if he's cute and easy enough.

F — More or less the same situation as Kirsch, except trained to expect people to mistreat him during sex so much that even a mere stern lecture can start to feel like a cue. He's the one that people go to when they're angry, so that's where this situation will go next, right? Possibly the one who makes the situation the most tragically uncomfortable.

Snider — Conflicts of any kind get him excited. Whether it's an actual battlefield or just getting chewed out for his latest defiant stunt, Snider's body doesn't know the difference, and neither does he. He's honestly not even aware that what he's experiencing is arousal— he just knows that fights get his blood pumping, and he can't help but want more.

[senjuushi]

How would 89 and Hachikyu feel about having Master who is a vampire, but they're very nice about it? Like encouraging the boys, feeding them well, letting them rest, not drinking from them before they're ready, physical affection, praising them for being brave after drinking etc? Nice vampire content is soooooo cute!

89.

At first, he's freaked out by the idea of being bitten. That'll hurt, won't it? And surely, you'll make fun of him for... collapsing from blood loss afterward, or whatever other embarrassing aftermath happens. The spoiling is a pleasant surprise, but 89 doesn't exactly cope with it any better. Once he's actually experienced your mouth on his skin while you drink, he has a whole new problem to worry about; that is, not getting hard because of it. He refuses to admit why he's suddenly so much more agreeable to letting you feed from him.

Hachikyu

Is he a little bit turned on by this scenario? Yep! Is he also a little bit terrified of what you could do to him if you ever stopped being so sweet about the whole thing? Also yep! Hachi likes the attention involved in being your preferred prey, and he likes the extra indulgent treatment he gets before and after a bite. You make sure he's fed and give him time to rest, and all that nice stuff is... probably worth the deeply embarrassing fear boner he has to desperately try to hide every time you sink your fangs into his skin for a drink.

[senjuushi]

How about Master wants to watch the boys as they pleasure themselves. But, oops, oh no, there aren't any dildos around to use. So Master orders the boys to find a household item to use instead. What item would they choose and would they end up actually enjoying it? For Kirsch, Hachikyu, Caracnore, and Enfield. (Please assume this is with a mostly kind master)

Kirsch

Okay! If you wanna see him put on a show, he's happy to oblige. In the spirit of looking innocent and cute, Kirsch picks a small-ish item, like a thick pen or highlighter. Despite making a whole performance out of using it, the object is too small to do much for him on its own; rather, he's hoping you'll be tempted enough to take over.

Hachikyu

The whole scenario is somewhere between hot as fuck and terrifying. There are so many ways he could embarrass himself like this. He's seen plenty of porn involving household objects... which leads to a rather unrealistically large choice, like a bottle. He's assuming he can handle the narrow end, but it doesn't go well.

Carcanore

Oooh, fun! He's very on board with this idea, and has plenty of experience in appropriate objects to pick, thanks to messing around with Benetta in various locations. He picks a cucumber or a decent-sized carrot from the fridge and has no problems getting off with it. He knows what his body can take, and how to use a makeshift toy.

Enfield

He really doesn't want to do this, but if Master insists... Nervous and totally unsure of what would work for this purpose, he ends up picking a screwdriver with a decently shaped handle. Despite the anxiety and discomfort of bumbling his way through something so unfamiliar, he's embarrassingly turned on by having you watch.