#haig sutherland

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Stargate Universe "Lost"

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The Baker's Son (2021, Mark Jean)

7/17/23

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Sgt. Hunter Riley (SGU)

The only character I really cared about in SGU and I still haven’t got over his exit.  I can’t do clothing so I gave up with all the little badges. Just imagine they’re there.

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Slither - James Gunn 2006

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Slither (2006)

“He looks likes something that fell off my dick during the war.”

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Slither (2006)

Release Date: March 31st, 2006

It’s a comedy horror, but one that pays homage to 80s alien creature movies, so it’s pretty lame. It’s also super gory and full of exploding slugs and blood and gross stuff, so again, not very good. It’s about a town who was hit by a meteorite filled with slug aliens who infect people of the town in an attempt to take over the world, and move on to the next planet. It’s supposed to be a spoof. The filmmakers were confused about why it didn’t do so well at the box office, but I can tell them: Nobody gives a fuck about mutant slugs infecting the population, and gory horror movies never perform very well, because people want to be spooked, not get sick. I’m glad this movie bombed, because it was bad.

Rating: F. I had wanted to see this when it came out, but I wasn’t allowed to. Thank you, mom.

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Haig Sutherland