#bruhal

[brisket-is-typing]

hal jordan with a shirt that says "im not the stepdad. im the dad who stepped up" gifted to him by the batkids

[brewwwyy]

Just straight up FLUFF batlantern!!!

"Bruce isn't that controlling"

Barry snorts loudly.

"Really? Back before you both got married all you did was complain how controlling and unreasonable he was towards us."

Hal smile and took a swig at his drink

"What can I say, marriage change cha"

Ollie raised his mug of beer at that

"Aye, oi Barry raise yours too you rascal! You too Hal. Cheers to us all three finally settling with someone, no matter how long it took."

Barry raises his alongside Hal to have them all together chink their mugs together and howl in laughters.

"But tonight? It's all on us being best friends ever since justice league was created-"

"Which is fonded by me-"

Hal wiggle his brows.

"And also me!"

Barry wooped. Ollie rolls his eyes.

"And also me. Together. Bro before hoes!"

They whooped together again.

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Everything was such a blur after that, Hal shouldn't had more drinks than three but can you blame him? He truly misses his spending time with his pals.

God now he felt like puking. Yet he doesn't make an attempt and rolled over to his husband side of the bed, absent but still warm.

Bruce was in the middle of tying his tie when he heard a whimper and turned around towards the bed. Sitting down and pulling Hal's head against his lap as he checked for a flu.

"I'm not sick,,,my head is killing me tho babe!"

Hal did nothing but whine until Bruce gently made him sit up to take painkillers with water, to he drink it painfully slow. The urge to puke is still there but he resisted it with laying himself half against Bruce's chest, putting his face completely near his neck as he still whine about the phantom pain.

Bruce chuckles and patted his hair.

"You wouldn't be in so much pain if you start controlling how much you drink love"

Hal response was muffled.

Bruce pulled him out of his hiding place and pressed a big kiss on Hal's forehead.

"Do you still need me here? I do have a meeting this morning although I can cancel it to accom-"

"No no no need, go do your big boy job. I can just suffer alone"

Hal huffs and dropped himself, fully on his stomach, onto the mattress.

"Hm alright but do call if you need something"

Bruce got up and grab his coat, wearing it before making sure his appearance was all groomed nicely with a little cologne.

"I do want a kiss before you leave"

Bruce walked back and lowered himself, slowly pulling away matted hair away from Hal's sweaty forehead. In a soft tone he says :

"That, you don't need to ask my dear"

Hal smile and goes to roll over to grab onto Bruce coat lapels, dragging him into one intimate kiss. They pulled back for a second before Bruce gave him a few more small kisses, making Hal fully laughed and pushing the man away.

"Go! Work is waiting!"

[haljordangetpregnant]

STOP

HAVE SOME DIGNITY, OLD MAN!

This is embarrassing. Help! Help him! Help Hal! Help me???

[haljordangetpregnant]

Why is he lowkey being in character right now?

[haljordangetpregnant]

I swear to God guys I didn't update on my BruHallmii for a while BUT

THEY ARE STUCK LIKE THIS FOR 5 DAYS I SWEAR TO GOD

[haljordangetpregnant]

I would love to see your Tomodachi Mii !

Of course!! Here are my favs!!!

THAT'S BRUCE'S DAUGHTER WITH HAL BTW

And also, Aizawa (he's the main character here)

showing off my artskill here tbw my best work ever

DamiBilly in a separate post!

[superbatismyreligion]

greenbat

these two fics are amazing and the writer of these fics is someone who will help with your addiction to halbruce

@bruce-wayne-enjoyer @occasionalauthoring

The first fic is superbat ending

https://archiveofourown.org/works/895910

And the second fic is a what if of the first fic and greenbat ending

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I don't know why the link is not working but you can open the first fic with that link

[skeleton-brainz]

After Hal Jordan successfully scores a sugar daddy in bruce wayne. All of the earth Lanterns use Wayne Manor as a motel.

John is first luckily, given he is an architect. Bruce gives him some ground rules, guest wingg only, no drastic edits to the floor plan. And no stupid charges on his card (the last one lasts for 1 second until John and Hal buy an inflatable car dealership guy.

His room is basically invincible, just so he doesnt damage any other rooms while disecting weapons. Including bombs to "adequately see what he may need to construct"

Bruce: Hey Joh- why do you have a missile?

John: Hal said i dont need anything past a Machine gun that shoots not lethals, but i still like to check

Bruce: *Slowly closes door made of a material not found on earth but John found it.

Guys doesnt have too many changes, he did completely remove any traces of personality. Save for one funky rug he designed based on all the rings he wore. It is very male living space, bed, beige wall, couch, gaming stuff, computer, and giant tv. But did have to be soundproof (he gets too "excited"(angry) with the bachelor

Hal, pre soundproofing: Hey not agreeing just repeating, could we tone it do-

Guy, sobbing into a pillow: How could Arie do that??????

Hal: Im just gonna go

Kyle decided he was too good for a room, and instead chose the attic and replaced some if the roof with windows (John did it but Kyle was the visionary) his room Is directly across from Damians studio. Which adds to their slight competitiveness.

Guy, who got lost (its been 6 months in space): Kyle, wheres the kitchen?

Kyle: Stressfully painting a giant canvas

Guy: Whats going on?

Kyle: *Points without looking away from canvas*

Guy: *Uses ring to construct binoculars*

Damian, across the mansion: *Painting an equally large canvas calmly*

Simon took a room that faces Mecca, because sometimes you are in soace and dont know where to face. And then you go home and still dont remember. He bonds with Damian, and decorates like an arab grandma. Soundproofed aswell so no one hears him during his visions

Kyle: Why do you have Damis teapot in here?

Simon: *Faces the horrors he cannot stop* Tea

Kyle: Okay. He wants it back

Simon: if he does we all die...

Simon: Kidding, go ahead. And tell Bruce i lovs him.

Jessicas is a GAD heaven, or hell depending on what you view it as. She has collections of every possible cure for her anxiety and agoraphobia in there. But all it does is stresses her out.

John: Can i borrow your ring charger?

Jessica: *Under two weighted blankets, 75 lavender candles around her room lit* Im so relaxed, im so relaxed.

Jo only recently agreed to move in, and her room is just balls to the walls covered in memorabilia, posters, a ginat screen she projects her ao3 on. She binds fanfictions for personal use (hate her all you want, she cant get wifi in space)

Jo: *Bruce x Bat Smut projected onto her wall*

Anyone who walks in, immediately walks out.

Except Guy, its basically the Bachelor, except not at all.