#happening?

[callbunny]

i haven’t updated one of the apps on my phone in like over a year bc it had a bugged way to earn in game currency and it’s slow as fuck and almost not worth it but it hits the dopamine receptors and it feels like this secret thing no one else has or ever will have again so we vibe 😎👉👉

[redjaybird]

Jay just staring at shit like “what the fuck? What the fuck? The fuck? What the fuck?” during the first portion of his day, it seems.

[bluemoonlarryandkaylor]

they’ve been soulmates for 10 years? 10 years? finally being able to say it? being able to? finally? now? why now? i’m losing it

[sapphiresandsunlight]

Love spoon au???? Love spoon au pleaseeeee 😳🥺😳🥺😳🥺

Well I hope you’re happy, @eryiscrye

(ilu plz do not be offended by my Show Of Reluctance)

[meganemaybee]

Sooooo I interviewed yesterday for a job in Sacramento and guys...

I got the freakin job.

I am moving to Sacramento and I start my new job in two and a half weeks.

What the fuck is happening right now?! Am I an adult now? Do I get a certificate of some kind? Will there be a small plant on my doorstep that I must now take care of?

I’m freaking out. I’m going to be living with my partner and I’m going to have an adult job IN MY FIELD that actually pays me what I’m worth. And my coworkers seem great and I think it’s going to be a really lovely and supportive work environment.

But seriously...HOW?!

[alexkablob]

>Cook PVI moves TX-Senate’s rating to Lean-R

what the fuck

[captorations]

alright. alright. alright. so. am i hallucinating or is this miraculous episode actually intended to be gay with bonus trans subtext