#happy prideeeee

[obsessedwrhys]

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ Archives... (Ellie x Reader)

ᯓ★ scenarios inspired by convos me and my ex-girlfriend had. Fluff, goofy shit, mature themes, reader is fem!

Ellie: "Why aren't you eating the tomatoes?"

You: "'cause I don't like it"

Ellie: "You know I care about you so please try eating it for the sake of your health"

You: "No!"

Ellie: "You wanna die?"

You: "Yeah, you're not gonna see me on my death bed crying about how I didn't eat tomatoes"

You: "What the fuck?"

*cue to Ellie wearing your panties*

You: "Do you wanna get a yeast infection?"

Ellie: "Isn't that like the stuff they put inside bread?"

You: "Do you ever wonder how dinosaurs have sex?"

Ellie: "I mean, I have the bodysuit if you wanna try right now"

Ellie: "How do girls pop each others cherries? Do they just like finger them really hard?"

*cue you trying to sleep after the intense lovemaking*

You: "Shut the fuck up Ellie"

You: "Have you ever considered how like there's like so many alternate universes out there?"

Ellie: "Psssh, yeah, there's probably one universe out there where we're both gay dudes that met at a bar. I'm the top obviously"

You: "That's what a bottom would say"

Ellie: "Nu uh"

Ellie: "I don't get why people find him attractive. He looks like he calls people slurs during his free time"

You: "You call me slurs too"

Ellie: "Yeah but that's cause you're gay"

You: "YOU'RE GAY!"

You: "Can you help me with this? I'm really tired"

Ellie: "Hi there really tired. I can't help you because you're not my girlfriend"

You: "Ellie I will beat your ass if you don't stop messing with me"

Ellie: "Sorry, only my girlfriend does that to me"

Ellie: "I wonder how many people think we're in a toxic relationship because we're always so mean to each other"

You: "Ooh, should we fake it until we end up on a Netflix documentary?"

Ellie: "Hell no! They're gonna spread misinformation about me being the bottom!"

You: "But you are"

[skldoestuffsanddraws]

Happy pride month/puzzlejune 💖

[bl3hhh-hh]

TW: SLIGHT TRANSFEM JAX

whaaaaatt, me? nooo, definitely not! i would NEVERRRR! *Bros more snatched then half this planet too 😭*

[shelxvy]

did i scare ya?

[cocothesilkmothjellyfish]

Guys I kinda just came out to my 7-year-old sister by explaining to her what the LGBTQ community is. She just nodded in a very serious way while listening to me as a was showing her the queer flags. When I showed her the bisexual flag, I said "This is my flag. I like both girls and boys." And my sweetheart superhero of a sister just raised her hands to the sky, said "YAYYYYY!" and threw herself into my arms.

I love her so much 😭

I shall leave you to the wise words that my sister will write when I allowed her to take the IPad: 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💓💓💓💓💓💓💓😌💓💓💓💓💓💓💓🌌🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️😝😝😝😝👍👍😝🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🦄🦄🦄🦋🦋🦋🦄🦄🦄🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🌭🌭🌭🍔🍔🍔🍔

[thatgaywolf]

I did my nails for priiiiiide *wag wag*

[dunn-0]

grace teaches simon about the stonewall riots in honor of pride month

[fizzy-talkss]

last day of pride month I’m sad