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S.O.S from all my Kingsman peeps!
I am in a rut, really, due to some personal reason’s. My muse is incredibly fragile, so any little disturbance sort of throws me off balance.
So I’m asking for a little help?
I am asking for prompts. I may or may not fill them all, but I would appreciate some in my ask box to get my muse stirring a bit.
Fluff, kid fic and future fic are strongly encouraged. I ship most ships in Kingsman, but Merwin is my absolute favorite.
Please and thanks <3
Inktober 2019
Day 25 - Coffee Shop AU
Ship: Harry/Percival
A Contest!
Hello everyone!
If you read Demon Verse you know that the invention wing created Diamond Dotz/Diamond Painting. And that The Boss freaking loves them.
So, I challenge you, troll the internet and find me the most horrifying/tacky/truly breathtakingly horrid paint by diamond thing you can find.
This is an example of one I found for sale on Aliexpress (the boss has really strong feelings about it since he is sex repulsed ace).
Send/Submit to this blog either a link or picture of the most astoundingly bad diamond painting craft project you could find.
Whoever sends in the worst example - I will write you a demon verse story of your choosing! Any introduced character in the verse as of yet, any prompt, I will make happen (with the exception of you cannot request the moment where merwin or harcival get together, no rushing that).
Challenge ends July 14th!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Hart | Galahad/Percival Characters: Harry Hart | Galahad, Percival (Kingsman), Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Demons, asking someone out, Conversations, Protective Eggsy, absurdity, Soft Feels, chicken soup cure all Series: Part 16 of Missing: Four Demons (If Found Return to Hell) Summary:
Follows immediately after Small Madnesses. Percival makes Harry some chicken soup for the hangover he is sure the tailor will have.
PERCIVAL FINALLY ASKS HARRY OUT
( Probably Percival to probably Lancelot maybe Galahad too )
I'm a person much like you. I laugh, I cry, I get annoyed too.
Is it so difficult to imagine that I might also feel dispassion?
To those who meet me and speak too freely
They say, "How surprising! You're actually charming
And not just a robot as I had first thought."
Smiley face, smiley face :) :)
Get out of my face B-/
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Harry Hart | Galahad/Percival Characters: Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Merlin (Kingsman), Harry Hart | Galahad, Percival (Kingsman) Additional Tags: Breaking Up & Making Up, Singing, Voicemail, Fluffy Ending Summary:
Merlin has said some horrible things and Eggsy doesn't want to talk to him. He ignores the voicemails until he simply cannot stand it any longer.
My dear @eggsyobsessed wasn’t having the best of weeks last week, so I threw this at her. :) She seemed to enjoy it so I will post it here.
made up title: A Kiss as Sweet as Arsenic
Ooooh. Let’s see...
A Kiss as Sweet as Arsenic
That would be Harcival, and a reworking of the great Dorothy Sayers’ first Peter Whimsey/Harriet Vane story, Strong Poison, which is based around the murder of Harriet Vane’s lover by arsenic. Harry would be a perfect Peter Whimsey, second son of a duke, with all kinds of rarefied hobbies (wine, male fashion, incunabula) and Percival would be the perfect Harriet - angry, independent, unwilling to accept help, even if it means a very ugly death.
Shit. Now I want to write this.