izuku would love a crybaby, partially because he's also a crybaby, but also because he has a dacryphilia kink.
bakugou is used to handling a crybaby (see ^^ izuku) and i think part of him is endeared to it. he is not going to tell you to "shuddup dumbass." he's going to sit quietly next to you or hold you if you need and if it happens during sex he's going to get scared until you tell him they're good tears lol
shouto would be entirely overwhelmed by a crybaby reader imo because he associates crying with trauma. i think there would have to be a lot of talking out of emotions for him to understand you're genuinely okay and that's just a response you have frequently.
i don't think bakugou would like that you have migraines, but i do think he likes the fact that if you have a migraine he just gets to hold you in your bedroom with all the lights off and the blackout curtains drawn.
he always forces you to take your pain meds with water, no dry swallowing here!
hate when people make bakugou call you "woman." however. bakugou is world's #1 "attagirl/attaboy" user
i'm pretty sure he doesn't even realize the phrase can be deemed as sexual until you say "attaboy" to him on patrol or something. and then he's like "why are my ears red, am i overheating?"
ykw while i’m on my anti-sex god bakugou agenda, i do think that sometimes he says stuff that’s hot that he doesn’t realize is hot, especially when you first start getting together. like he’ll accidentally fluster you somehow and his brain will literally go “wait what did i do? how do i make that happen again?”
like romance and love and sex and flirting is this grand experiment that generally makes him uncomfortable but when he meets you, it becomes something he really really wants to try, but he has no idea where to begin. so usually his flirting attempts are constipated and jilted, sometimes even cheesy, and the sort of things that work in his favor, where he sees success, are when he like tucks a piece of hair that’s in front of your face behind your ear when y’all are eating dinner. he’s not doing it to flirt with you, he’s doing it because “oh god, what if they accidentally eat hair.” and then he doesn’t get why your face is bright red !!!
like anything he does or says that is “smooth” is purely because he was trying to be functional and helpful. any outright flirting he does is stuff he’s seen other people do, which does not translate well. does this make sense bakugou void???
caleb distracting you with praise while he breeds u send TWEET
hi yes you're correct you're absolutely 100000% correct here in fact the most correct ever-
i find it very funny that infold has MC say "ge ge" (older brother in mandarin) but never has caleb call you "mei mei" (little sister in mandarin), subbing that with pips/pipsqueak. it's an interesting characterization choice that makes MC seem deliberately in the sibling relationship while caleb is trying to move past it with a cute nickname to make the dynamic less weird...
my caleb isn't like that. my caleb leans into it. my caleb calls you "mei" or "mei mei" instead of pips. and he definitely does it in this scenario that aali wrote that's been frying my fucking brain...
"that's it mei, ah? letting me stretch you out like this, so nice to me, you'll be such a good mama, ah mei mei?"
while caleb loves seeing your gorgeous face, with the baby trapping idea firmly planted in his brain, he has your face smushed into your fitted sheet and is being absolutely relentless, just chasing the feeling of his hips smacking into you from behind. all the while, he pets your hair, almost like a dog, smoothing it out while applying pressure so that you can't move. a hand on the back of your head by the hair, the other wrapped around your chin and squishing your cheeks. caleb pulls out slightly, knocks your knees to the side so that your hip flexors burn, and forces your neck back in an arch so he can look down on you from behind. it's very uncomfortable, he can tell. he wipes away a tear bubbling from the corner of your eye as he continues to fuck you.
"such a good mei mei and now such a good mama... doesn't this feel so good? stretch so nice, don't you pretty? my pretty pips..."
"just need your ge ge to take care of you, isn't that right mei? ah?"
"just cum one more time and maybe i won't breed this cute little cunt, huh? one more time for your gege? you can do that for me, can't you mei? one more time and maybe i won't make you a mama."
you know that like, off putting way that overly friendly dogs will like, start snuffling you and then they like go for your crotch and their owner is like “they’re so friendly!” and you have to like laugh it off and push them away
i do think that when bakugou has managed to overcome the concept of like, liking you and outwardly expressing that affection in public, that he becomes a big “hand in your back pocket” guy. like that’s his biggest form of outwardly presenting affection to you rather than like, giving you a kiss on the cheek or anything. just like. protective. slightly but barely sexual. it just fits.
