Dick- He's pretty good at not breaking things being all graceful, except when it comes to acrobatics in the house
He gets fully into the zone and next thing you know he’s broken another valuable artefact
The first time he broke something when he was first adopted he was so scared Bruce would hate him for it but Bruce was just like eh it was pretty ugly anyways
Always apologises but is relieved when Bruce says its fine
Leaves multiple things broken in the training room though, even as a kid
Punched a couple holes in the training objects/walls but wouldn't dream of it in the manor
He got better when he was older but he was the reason Bruce put most valuable artefacts away
It was Bruce’s first interaction with ‘baby proofing’
Bruce definitely has a drawing somewhere of something Dick broke and tried to draw to replace it so he wouldn't notice
The number of chandeliers Bruce has replaced because of him-
Barbara- Has the one of the least track records for braking things
She did break something in the Batcave once and she and Dick spent all night fixing it
Bruce pretended he didn’t notice
She broke a glass once but that was because someone jumped out at her and she dropped it
Covers for the others when they were younger and worried about breaking something
Bruce always knows it wasn't her
Jason- I mean Jason’s first interaction was stealing the bat mobile wheels what was Bruce expecting
Normally it’s just small things he breaks often Bruce won't even notice but every now and then he’s like wait where’s the cabinet handle? Is there a chip in that frame?
Except when he comes home drunk in which case he leaves a trail of broken things he’s stumbled into on his way
Leaves knife marks in the table- lots of them
Breaks so many plates/bowls/glasses
Never apologises for breaking anything. He’s a billionaire why does he care?
there are multiple holes in the wall that Bruce has had patched up where Jason punched the wall
Tim- Knocks stuff over when he’s tired but at this point Bruce doesn’t care unless it was something important on purpose
Half the time he doesn’t even know who broke what
He frantically tried to fix things at first or find something to replace it but quickly realised Bruce didn’t care
Tim’s definitely broken the coffee machine at least twice
Broken his fair share of mugs/crockery
Once he passed out and pulled a bookshelf down on himself and Bruce was just like wtf
Normally swears in the way of an apology
Harper- She breaks stuff a fair bit
The training room has suffered her wraith
shot an arrow through a window once
She’ll apologise if it’s something big but she only directs the apology to Alfred
Duke- The first time he broke something in the manor he didn’t stop apologising to Bruce and Alfred for the rest of the day and he offered to replace it
He was scared to even use the training equipment at first in case he broke it
Broke a plate once and freaked out about it but Bruce just saw it and was like huh Jason break another plate?
Eventually he realises Bruce is used to it but he still apologises frantically
He’s pretty good at not breaking anything but there’s still the occasional slip
Stephanie- If she breaks something she always does it in style/has a great story
Always apologises and gives a dozen explanations
For example: I broke this mini glass statue because I roller-skated down the hall because I was worried I would miss the introduction to my favourite how but I slipped on spilt milk and grabbed for the shelf and brought it down with me
Has broken multiple windows- Tim’s because she was locked out and decided to throw rocks at it but threw a little too hard, the kitchen window because they were playing baseball inside, The dining room window because they were playing hide n seek and someone was coming and she couldn't get it open so she just shattered it and jumped through
Cassandra- has broken the least amount of things in the manor
She broke a mirror once when she first moved in because someone came up behind her and she spun and knocked it
That’s it- she’s far too graceful and eloquent for such mistakes
Damian- Bruce thought Dick and Jason were bad but Damian is terrible
All of the training equipment is broken so easily
almost put more holes in the walls than Jason
Broke quite a few gadgets-his and Tim’s
If you include all the damage his pets have done no one will beat his record
Alfred the cat loves pushing things off benches like all cats do, though human Alfred insists it’s one of the kids if anyone asks
One time Batcow got out and ate half the furniture