What should King Randor and Marlena Glenn/Queen Marlena's ship name be?
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What should King Randor and Marlena Glenn/Queen Marlena's ship name be?
Rarlena
Randlena
Marandor
Marledor
Randoena
Marlenor
Randolena
Ranlena
Marlendor
Marlandor
Randarlena
Other (Reblog and let me know in the tags)
So I've never actually seen the original He-Man or She-Ra series from the 80s. The only He-Man I've ever seen before was the early 2000s series that ran on Toonami for awhile, which seems to have left 0 cultural footprint because literally no one ever talks about it and I have seen no fanart of it ever, even when it was running. Do people really not like it? I don't remember it being notably bad, but my memories of it are hazy.
From what I recall, in that version Prince Adam was keeping it a secret that he was He-Man and had a reputation for being a coward because he was never around when a battle broke out. I feel like he might've had kind of a douchey personality too, but it might've been affected to maintain his secret identity, and I think he also had one of those snarky belligerent romances going on with Teela, like Ranma and Akane or Link and Zelda from the DIC cartoon.
Unclench your jaw, Drank water Stretch, Take your meds
Queen Marlena is Awesome (1/2)
I dip into a lot of fandoms. This includes both He-Man and She-Ra. I watched both of the original cartoons (though not in full, I admit), and the 2002 He-Man cartoon, which was AWESOME. Haven't really touched the Netflix She-Ra. I admit, I have reservations. But that's not the point right now.
The point is that Adam and Adora's mother, Queen Marlena, is probably one of the most awesome women in 80s cartoons, and just all-around awesome.
The Woman From Earth
For those that don't know a thing about her, let's start off with the basics...and other facts you may not know about her kids. Adam and Adora are, technically, hybrids. They are not full Eternians. This is because Marlena is not Eternian. She's an earthling.
Marlena Glenn
Marlena's maiden name is Glenn. This was meant as a tribute to American astronaut John Glenn. I think I read somewhere that maybe she's supposed to be related to him, but that could just be fan speculation and not official canon.
But you're probably wondering, why name her after a famous astronaut? Well...
Marlena the Trailblazer
In the 1983 series, the episode "Teela's Quest," we learn that Marlena was an astronaut from Earth whose ship had taken heavy damage, so Marlena had to crash land on Eternia. King Randor found her, pulled her out and took care of her, and Marlena fell in love with him during her recovery, so she never left.
This backstory may not seem all that impressive to you, but in context, this was actually very big. In 1983, female astronauts were barely a thing.
In the history of space exploration, the first female astronaut was Valentina Tereshkova of the Soviet Union, who went up on May 16, 1963 on a solo mission. The next woman in space was Svetlana Savitskaya, who went up in 1982 and 1984. Considering this is the Soviet Union in the midst of the Cold War, a part of me wonders if these trips were made known to the rest of the world.
In any case, the next woman in space was also the first American, physicist Sally Ride, who went up on June 18, 1983 and July 17, 1984. The original He-Man cartoon aired on September 26, 1983.
Marlena being an astronaut was a big deal because it was almost unheard of. Teela's Quest was the sixth episode. When that aired, the world was still thinking of Sally Ride. Anybody that saw her as an astronaut would probably have thought "cool, she's like Sally Ride!" Imagine being a little kid, especially a little girl. and seeing that.
On top of that, Marlena was flying a solo mission, which, other than the very first woman in space, JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN. I don't think it's happened again, even today. Admittedly, I understand why. It's safer to have someone else with you when you fling yourself into space. But the point still stands.
A later episode, "Trouble in Arcadia," pushed this aspect even further. Teela mentions how Marlena told her that she was not just a female astronaut, but "one of the first women in space." If Earth was supposed to be in the 1980s at the time, this most certainly would have been true.
Marlena is awesome because she's both a trailblazer in her own universe, and a reflection of contemporary trailblazers in the real world. She is a brave, daring woman who had the will to let herself be flung out into space all alone.
But just you wait, it gets better. Continued in Part 2.
the latest hyperfixation, everyone
ok so,
now that I have mostly calmed down from the rage at technology, here is what I was trying to post yesterday:
Okay so I've seen He-man before right? I did not really like it all that much. I tried the earliest versions, didn't like it. I saw the 2002 series and thought it was okay. I saw the anime looking one from 2021 and thought it was funny (Mark Hamill you genius). and I've seen she-ra the reboot (gay as hell my favorite fuck yea) and tried the og series for that too.
now when I looked at the 3d looking animated one you would think "you wouldn't get into it if the others didn't do it for you" and normally you would be right.
I really do hate the way he-man looks
just
the disproportionate body I hate it so much. his arms are way too buff and his legs far to skinny to be capable of supporting an upper body mass that insane.
I do not like it.
BUT
but
I surprised myself because despite that I did end up liking it because of the storyline.
like who came up with this? oh my god? it perfect?
Adam is related to skeletor, skeletor at first is a Twink with a cursed bone hand (mozenrath looking fucker) then when he gets even more cursed he somehow buffs out and loses more skin? like how does that work?
Adam has memory loss and has been missing for ten years. the second he learns he's royalty he's like 'hell no I don't want shit to do with that' hes so real for that honestly.
cringer is like his dad? he has an adopted sister who is also cringer's other child?
cringer not having his claws because they were stolen by a poacher because he refused to fight to the death in his slave fighting rings? Cringer keeping the name cringer because he finds strength in what he did? there's a slavery recovery arc going on there and I love it.
cringer calling Adam and krass his cubs? omg?
randor grieving still years later and not being the best king? him learning Adam is alive? him following teela to the underground and learning about people he didn't know existed or that he was unintentionally neglecting? seeing everything that slipped through the cracks? him trying to change to do better by his people? god tier.
everyone in the group is adorable and doing their best.
the dynamic between everyone is hilarious. especially skeletor and adam
also it is not a secret to skeletor to random that Adam is he-man. I find that an interesting choice and they make it work.
besides the disproportionate he-man, my only complaint is that they kept jumping from arc to arc, it was too fast paced and tried to fit so much that it felt like some storylines came out of nowhere. each season only had like 8 episodes each so they were trying to fit it all in. if they had the normal season if maybe 20-25 episodes they could have fixed their pacing and resolved arcs and storylines better and gone more in depth with their characters.
that said for the time they did have they did great with their characters.
I am comedy.
Made this in under 2 minutes with the gayest He-Man cast the world has ever known
He-Man and the Guardians of the Veil: Alt cover art: 11/9-12/9/2021:
I HAVE THE POWER!!!!. After seeing the latest clips of the new He-Man Reboot due out on Netflix next Thursday, it made me consider a new angle for the cover art of my He-Man 2002/W.I.T.C.H Crossover fan fiction.
He-Man 2002 - Favorite Evil Warriors
Man, I regret dearly not making a recording of this one.
I finished the 2002 remake, and it hurts there is no more of it. I want to see the Snakemen nuked out of existence (although King Hiss eating his own head was... not something I was expecting...), hopefully Skeletor and the gang taking a part in that, and I want to see the entire series cast finally kicking Hordak's face in. And I'm talking the whole damn cast, "Everyone is Here Super Smash Brothers Ultimate" style.
But that will never happen, and it hurts.
So to numb the pain, and just unwind after this terrible week at work, I decided to draw my favorite Evil Warriors, in no particular order, because then it would be Mer-Man 5 times and that's not fair. And yes, he is still super adorable. Fight me.
"Hey, Zsu, but where's Evil-Lyn?"
Three meters under solid concrete, I sure damn hope so. I legitimately hate her. Not like, "oh I love to hate her, like with Skeletor", nah nah nah. I just hate her.
At first she was okay, even interesting when it turned out her father was some kind of weird cursed phantom magician guy. That did not go much farther unfortunately, but hey, she was still okay. After Skeletor's betrayal, I was even fine with her selling everyone out to the Snakemen... until those bastards turned Mer-Man into stone and broke him to pieces. I cannot tell you how much legitimate dread I spent the following episode in, thinking they had murked my top favorite character. I took that shit personally, you have no damn idea. Thankfully, Skeletor manages to reverse the stone curse and puts Mer-Man back together (the weight of the goddamn Himalayas fell off of my shoulders at that scene). And after that, after damn near getting eaten by King Hiss instead of being rewarded, Evil-Lyn turns around and goes "Hm, okay, so Snake Satan tried to kill me after I helped him get back on stage. BUUUUUT if I help ACTUAL SATAN come back, whom literally everybody hates, Snakemen included, he will CERTAINLY reward me and I will be his right-hand!" YUP. PERFECT. 10/10 LOGIC RIGHT THERE, WOMAN!
Dear god.
So yeah, to hell with Evil-Lyn.
Am I taking this cartoon for kids far too seriously? Yes. Absolutely. But hey, I made an entire career out of constantly falling for the most obscure background characters, and acting out the "if anything would happen to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself" meme with them. Just look at my Megaman fanarts on this site for proof.
So, bottom line. Nobody touches Precious Baby Mer-Man. The Snakeman turning him into stone (Snake Face, was it?) got permanently turned to stone, thank god, and King Hiss ate his own head. Now I only need to blow up Kobra Khan, General Rattlor and Evil-Lyn and we will be good.
I might draw Mer-Man more down the line. Apologies in advance.
2021.12.19.