everiblog

they/he 20s Mostly fandom, ranting about current hyperfixation, over analyzing shit, I am a writer and artist

[theaterkid13]

no intro, we research bc op really loves research. i'm also really interested in psychology and how we are perceived based on on how we present ourselves so... yk. fun.

(i'm a leo and i love bugs thats all you get)

[theaterkid13]

*me in the cuck chair, quickly jotting down notes in my small notepad, murmuring into my audio recorder*

"yes, thirty minutes in, the submissive's squirming has increased about 15%, the dominant's face flushed about 10% more in the last few minutes, meaning they are also itching to reach their climax. oh! what a fascinating phenomenon. the sub accidentally called the dom daddy and they showed an extreme arousal response! this correlates with the sub having what is commonly known as "daddy issues", a common trait among those of its kind. it's a 50/50 shot if a dominant enjoys a parental moniker but it seems this dom approves!"

[andchaos]

Book Grace: This is all so cool! I am the first person to make contact with an alien. And then kill said alien. And then breed said alien. And then make contact with another intelligent alien species. And we can communicate. And we are working together! And I know its the end of the world and this probably isn't the time to be nerding out but, dang it! This is cool!! I just really love science!!!

Movie Grace: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! EVERYTHING IS TRYING TO KILL ME! I'M GOING TO DIE! Okay never mind. This alien guy is chill. Also I just really love science!!!

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[the-real-ryland-grace]

Grace sees his house just after it was built on Erid for the first time, and the only Eridian he has seen so far is Rocky for various reasons. He examines the interior, taking in everything with awe until he gets to a large door looking thing in the back. It goes from the floor to the ceiling, and is quite wide.

“Rocky, what’s this for?”

“Is for Adrian!”

“Adrian…?”

The door slides open and standing Infront of Grace is a massive (relative to Rocky) blue green spiky Eridian.

“Hello Grace.”

The pitch is so low he can barely hear it. Goddamn Rocky bagged a baddie.

[hollanderthoughts]

I just relate to so many of your posts!. Do you think im gay?

Yea probably

[zer0brainc3lls]

Rocky dumbing down his speech for Grace only reinforces the idea that Grace is a kid in the other Eridians eyes and multiple conversations are happening at once..

Eridian scientist: why did they send a baby to space?!

Rocky: Grace is not a baby. He’s a fully grown human and you all need to respect that-

At the same time another Eridian: the human is thirty!! Are you COMPLETELY sure he’s not a child? He’s barely coordinated!

Rocky: Grace is very sick!! Of course he’s not coordinated you fucking idiot-

ALSO at the same time: did you not think to teach him how to understand us properly?? Let alone communicate with us.

Rocky: he doesn’t have the vocal cords for most of our sounds!! And we were WORKING on him being able to understand proper speech but he’s delirious?! The fact he’s conscious is a miracle-

Grace who is visible stressed and half covering his ears but also trying to listen: what’s going on?? I can’t hear you guys it’s too loud- Rocky what’s going on?!

Rocky: apology apology other Eridians ask dumb dumb dumb questions, Rocky tell Grace later. Grace sleep now Rocky handle.

Grace just nods with bleary eyes and knocks out almost immediately, and the other Eridians are giving Rocky the equivalent of a raised eyebrow in unison.

[linusx]

sum bloodymary sketches!!

[theaterkid13]

writing bloodymary au fanfic while watching ted lasso is i think the best vibes of all vibes

[frenzied-chimera]

age gap

[leconartiste]

“…”

“Lookin’ to buy then?”

Jack’s existence in this au was inspired by my friend @zenaidazog s rp blog!! Highly recommend!

[art-the-f-up]

"Waste of Space" -Simon the convict

[1anonyymous1]

“Woaah look at the moon” Me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is.

[onlymetalmolars]

Recently switched to Clip Studio Paint and I drew some Rocky’s for practice.

[glumshoe]

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

[mettic]

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro

[glumshoe]

they have and they will

[macabro]

I don't understand why "Adrian doesn't like Grace at first" is as popular as it is on fanfics.

Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."

Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-

[macabro]

No, Rocky is first and foremost a Grace hater (affectionate)

[willpoultersleftbrow]

Everytime anyone talks about Shane being on all fours during sex or them doing doggy style I don't imagine Shane fully up on his hands and knees. I think that's how they did doggy in the begging but as they got more comfortable and got to know each other, they both knew they like doggy better when Shane's whole upper half, his chest, his face, are completely flush against the mattress and it's just his hips that are raised up enough to give Ilya full access. Especially once Ilya finds out how flexible Shane is and knows he can arch that ass up like it's no one's business. Ilya loves having his hands in Shane's hair, or back pressing his body down into the cushions as he fucks into him. Shane loves being able to hug the pillows and blankets as his only sense of grounding while Ilya takes him out of his body. Shane also loves burying his face when he gets shy and Ilya loves pulling his head back up with a firm palm under Shane's jaw to remind him he doesn't have to be scared or quiet. Shane bring propped up on all fours doesn't offer all that