#headcanons!!!!!

[fossilisedfishes]

Some of my chaos theory/benrius headcanons ^_^

– Ben can play the guitar like REALLY well, electric and bass. Mostly playing some of his favourite songs (Ben has dad music taste, convince me otherwise. I bet £20 he has the Beatles, David Bowie, Queen, Foo fighters etc on his playlist.)

– Darius goes fishing once in a while, and can name out some species of fish. Some. Other times he'll just go; “okay, that one's blue.. and that one is blueish-green..” so whenever someone asks about a certain type of fish he goes; “Yes! That's the blue guy!” In a confident tone.

– due to Darius isolating himself, Ben visits frequently, bringing him food and constant gifts (flowers, chocolate etc)

– Darius just getting his driver's licence. Whilst Ben has been driving for years. And Ben constantly makes fun of him for being a “rookie” at driving, in a good way though.

– Darius got Ben that T-rex smeller that Ben has on his rear view mirror.

– Ben has road rage. He hates slow drivers, and he gets mad when he can't parallel park properly. Constantly screaming when something bad happens on the road. He hates traffic too.

– Ben Definitely goes to the gym!! Darius sometimes joins him, but Ben goes on a routine. Big Ben indeed.

– Darius tries his best not to swear, like at all. but sometimes it slips out when he stubs his toe or drops something, he'll let out a loud “FUCK!”. Ben on the other hand has absolutely no issues swearing (especially when it comes to driving.)

– Ben still has that headband from Nublar – he sometimes wears it out, and the same with the fanny pack.

– Uncharacteristic of Darius, but he has tried alcohol at least once 😭

– Ben being one of the shortest during Nublar – to being one of the tallest. And be brags about it constantly.

– Darius not keeping in contact with the rest of campfam due to isolation, so the group goes to him instead, keeping him company and comfort and even staying over sometimes, Brooklynn is the one who stays over the most. (They are the duo ever convince me differently)

[allastoredeer]

Do we think Mimzy knew Alastor was a serial killer when they were both alive? I know she called him a heartless son of a bitch but she also said he's a total sweetie underneath all that, two very different statements, like could it be that she knew Al as a sweetheart when he was alive and then learned about the darker side of him and why he's there when they reunited in hell?

I headcanon that Mimzy did know Alastor was a serial killer when they were alive, and that not only did she know, she even helped him on several occasions.

I also headcanon that her reliance on Alastor taking care of all her problems started when they were alive too. I imagine them as being really close friends who helped each other a lot at first, especially in hard times, but after Alastor offered to "get rid" of someone who was making her life hell, she started using him as a way to get rid of anyone who had a problem with her or inconvenienced her.

She got into more and more trouble because Alastor always got her out of it--be it through murder of a lot of smooth talking--which is where the habit first developed. Since they're now in Hell, well, Alastor doesn't have to rely to use smooth-talking anymore, he can just outright kill them. Problem solved. So much easier.

In the show, Mimzy told Alastor that he "loved taking care of her," and I actually believe it. I think Alastor does like taking care of the people he cares about, and he will go to any extent to make sure they're taken care of, which is why he never told her no or let her reap the consequences of her own actions.

Their friendship started out sweet and sincere, but overtime it became toxic. Like Husk said, Mimzy only shows up when she's in trouble, meaning she doesn't ever visit Alastor unless she needs something from him (which is so interesting, because in the same episode Charlie mentioned that Lucifer only called her if he wanted something or needed her to do something--which is exactly like Alastor's relationship with Mimzy. These two relationships are parallels of each other. And, by the end of the episode, both of these relationships had changed for the better - with Alastor setting a boundary and telling Mimzy to leave because she brought trouble to a place he doesn't want trouble, and with Charlie reconnecting with her dad and Lucifer supporting her dream and getting her the meeting with Heaven).

Back to the original subject, Mimzy's both dependent on Alastor and his power and she exploits it for her own gain. What's worse is that Alastor knows this. He knows she only ever visits when she needs him to clean up her mess, but he does it without question or hesitation anyway.

Another headcanon: even though Alastor knows she's using him to clean up her messes, he still happily does it because he doesn't see it as a bad thing. She's his oldest friend and she's in trouble (even if she was the cause of it). He's an Overlord, he has all of this power, why wouldn't he use it to get rid of a few demons? He can do it so easily, it's hardly even a chore. It doesn't matter how much trouble Mimzy gets into, because dealing with the problem is as easy as a snap of his fingers. Of course, she would come to him, she knows he can handle it. She knows he has to power to intimidate any gang lord, tear apart any loan shark, or annihilate any demon who's giving her too much of a hard time to handle on her own.

They both continue this cycle of toxicity because neither of them see's it as toxic. It's what they've been doing since they were alive. It's natural for them. It's normal. It's become such an integrated part of their relationship, that it doesn't even register as bad.

I hope we see more of Mimzy in the future and learn more about Alastor's backstory. I have so many thoughts.

[cultofthepigeon]

what if the first time Cecil and Carlos have sex, Cecil screams in horror because Carlos only appears to have one tentacle instead of the average of three in Nightvale (aka he has a penis instead of three tentacles) and he begins sobbing into Carlos perfect shoulder because what horrors he must have gone through to have lost them

(it is 9 in th emornign i am barely awake and someone has decided to send me anon headcanons

beautiful, perfect anon heacanons

i am going to cry)

that is literally the cutest and saddest and most god damn hilarious headcanon i have ever seen on wtnv jfc carlos would just be like “wat” because he was super excited for sexy times but now he has to sit there naked explaining to his boyfriend how penises work

[mikeymoved-blog]

dualscar should have a scottish accent

it would be

so stupid but so

so

perfect