#height joke

[blurrykins]

Ten year old: how old are you?

Me: 20.

Ten year old: really? But we're the same size!

Me: .... Ya..... Ya I know...

[swirlytwirl]

[fallenstarliite]

Namjoon: So, how tall are you?

Yoongi: Height is a social construct that is only-

Namjoon: So you're short.

A wild Jimin appears, squinting: Let him finish

[a-brain-full-of-stuff-blog]

Short bisexuals have always been a little gay

[roadswewalk]

me, deleting stray curls while editing a sherlock cut-out: ,,i'ms ssorry i am but you're just to,,o ffluffy to mak;e teh ccut

me, five minutes later: okay, sherlock's head done. now for john.

me, in 400% view: *scrolls to the right* huh. where...?

me: *scrolls down*

me: *scrolls down more* oh there you are

[themiraculousfangirl]

The Day Lila Screwed Up

It was the start of what everyone thought was a normal school day. Everyone was hanging out, chatting to each other before they had to go to their classes. There was a very cheerful mood in the air. Little did everyone know that this mood would soon change.

Lila walked through the courtyard, earning her a few glances. Most people were aware that the lies she had made when she first arrived, were just that. Lies. Nobody was surprised when they found out that her akumatized ability was to create lies that appear true. Lila tried to make friends with people from that onward through normal means. Some people would be her friends, others would would not. Today was the day she attempted to make a friend in a manner nobody would have dared.

Lila walked right up to Alix and placed her arm on top of her, using her as an armrest. This caused Alix to stiffen up ever so slightly. Lila smiled. Jokes were a good way to make friends, right?

“Hey Alix,” she began. 

A lot of people stopped chatting to their friends and watched what was about to happen. The few small friends that Lila had were already waving their hands wildly, trying to warn her.

“What do you want?” Alix asked. She hoped there was a good reason for this girl to be leaning on her. Especially a girl she hasn’t quite gotten to know yet

“Oh, nothing.” Lila replied. “Just wanted to let you know that I’m glad I’ll always have someone who will always look up to me.”

Everyone in the courtyard gasped. Even Kim, who would usually joke and tease Alix in many ways. But never this way. Lila’s friends stopped waving around and started to bury their heads into their hands. Murmurs started going around.

“Does she know?”

“Did anyone tell her?”

“Oh god, she’s going to die.”

“Big mistake.”

Lila raised an eyebrow. She just made a small joke. All in good fun. No harm done....right? Why was everyone acting like it was the end of the world?

What Lila didn’t realize is that she just broke a major rule. One that was rarely said because it was usually a given. Never, under any circumstances, ever, tease Alix about her height unless you have a death wish.

Lila looked back down at the girl beneath her arm. Alix was grinning up at her, evilly. Lila lowered her arm.

The last thing she heard before getting tackled to the ground was “very funny Lila.”

[roxiearth]

Yeah, no, I can’t be the bigger person, I’m only 5’2

[verticallychallengedservampfan]

Quote by incorrectservamp and art on gatcha studio