#bisexual joke

[rainbowhyperfixation]

[dunnuhbruh]

As we pull out of Christmas Adam and enter Christmas Eve, let us remember all of the blatant bisexual jokes we made along the way

[cavetownsavedollie]

I went from straight A's to not straight 💀

[hugsandchaos]

Deadpool: Oh, bisexual of mischief, what is your advice?

Deadpool:

Teen Loki: *comes out of the fireplace*

Teen Loki: If you can’t find a hottie to step on you, become that hottie and step on your significant other if they so wish.

Teen Loki: *leaves*

[hootybal-lecter]

I’m bi, I love thc, sprinkle in my dyslexia and you got yourself a BITCH

[chelseadollphin]

sometimes i doubt myself, and i’m like, “wait. what if i’m NOT bisexual???” and then my subconscious is like, “lol. yeah, you are, idiot.” and i’ll have a dream where i’m making out with a girl. 

[bibi-the-bee]

what i say: i’m bisexual

what i mean: i like girls and keanu reeves

[chrisflemingslegs]

Me: I made a new queer friend today! It's my coworker, [REDACTED FEMALE NAME]!

Babe: Is she also bicentennial?

Me: ??

Babe: Oh fuck, biSEXUAL! I meant BISEXUAL!