Everyone in the notes not realizing is making me feel insane. Guys - this entire TikTok is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fanfiction. The OP of this post (as in the person who uploaded this to Tumblr) has a TMNT profile picture. Iâve never seen a more expertly crafted video.
All of the names are names of TMNT characters. Theyâre all dressed like their TMNT counterparts too, to the point where it feels like actually Iâm looking at human designs for all the turtles. (The exception to this is Raph, or âRalphâ, but that makes sense considering that little reveal about him at the end). âWait... this guy knows schoolâ is a reference to the fact theyâre all mutant turtles that never went to public school. But thatâs not the only thing, because it so painfully obvious that the creator of this TikTok watched the 2012 cartoon specifically.
Itâs completely insane. They all act like and interact with each other exactly like how they do in the â12 cartoon. Itâs every little detail. Casey being a teenage delinquent. Donnieâs skepticism of Casey. The way everyone ELSE operates around Casey. Itâs everything. I keep noticing new things every time I watch this video. Mikeyâs the most obvious example of this, but I think the creator might be changing the way he talks to reflect Leoâs voice actor(s) too.
This entire video is a Spy AU fanfiction of TMNT 2012 with ridiculously high production quality. It fits so perfectly that it literally shouldnât be able to be anything else. And YET - itâs so expertly crafted so as to make it indiscernible from any other stock Disney spy movie. This is so impressive it borders on manic.
Iâm sure someone else has already pointed this out, but people. The guy who made the TikTok has EVERYONE FOOLED AND ITâS DRIVING ME UP!! THE!! WALL!!!!
Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons
finally remembered to put these up, now that this is the least of anyone's worries. unfortunately i have taxes and domain renewals and phone bills, etc. Listed here, every 3 gets a free one (an order for 6 gets 8, etc).
HEY i deactivated this for a while because I was super depressed (no it really doesn't make sense), and then I was trying to use reactivating it as an excuse to make some new stuff, but that was taking too long so I'm just resharing this with an actually functioning link for now.
Thursday, June 18th is the last day we have to save a young boy's life.
Ibrahim is a 7 year old boy living with his mother Maram and 2 brothers in Gaza, Palestine. On the 22nd of April, he was caught in an Isreali bombing that left him with severe injuries that are threatening his life. I've been working to raise money for Maram's family for a month or two, and this is possibly the most important goal yet. Thursday, he has been re-scheduled for surgery that he NEEDS to survive, and we are the last hope Maram has in raising the money for it.
Maram needs $600 by Thursday to pay for Ibrahim's surgery. You can donate (here). Thankfully the procedure was rescheduled, so we have extra time to give them the chance they need, but Maram has told me this is the final chance. I genuinely believe we can make this goal with the right eyes on this post, as we have done more with less time before!
As before, I'm continuing my donation commissions. If you donate to Maram's campaign and send me proof of transaction, you can receive art of whatever you'd like. $1-9 will get you a coloured sketch like the one shown above, $10+ will get you a full brush painting, which would usually be $50-60.
We have been able to raise $500+ in the last 3 days, an INCREDIBLE achievement, and I am so deeply grateful to every person who has donated and shared to help reach more eyes of people who may help. We cannot abandon these people now when their goals are so close. Now then ever, I am begging you, please please keep sharing!
I'm in my last year of school, and one of our final exams is this big spoken thing where we present for 10 minutes and then our examinators ask us questions for 10 minutes. I would like to write my presentation about whether the systematic oppression and eradication of queer people throughout history can be qualified as a genocide. Do you have any ressources you can point me to? Thank you!
I don't know that I have a perfect recommendation for this, but I have a couple of books I could suggest that might help! But hopefully my audience can help you find additional sources!
New Ninjago City after the Overlord: a shell of its former glory?
by Sen Stone
Nearly three months since the second battle against the Overlord, which took place in the center of New Ninjago City on March 22nd, New Ninjago City is nearly unrecognizable as the technological utopia that it had come to be known as following the first legendary battle between the Overlord and the prophesied Golden Ninja.
New Ninjago City was known for its futuristic aesthetic with its holographic highways and robotic shopping assistants that brought in buzzing crowds from all over the crowd to experience what could only be described as "the city of the future." The city, who's population is 3.5 million, welcomed 6.2 million tourists in December alone.
Following the battle between the Ninja and the Overlord, which resulted in the tragic death of 15 year old Zane Julien, many of the technological conveniences developed by Borg Industries that many citizens had come to rely on have been taken off of the shelves and made unavailable to the public. Dr. Cyrus Borg stated, "I used to think technology would be the answer to all of our problems, but then i saw technology create new problems, devastating problems."
One chirp user wrote, "you have to admire Dr. borg for realizing his mistakes and his determination to fix them. You have no choice but to stan!"
"We've all lost so much," another user added, "what we need right now is to support each other, not to be glued to our phones obsessing over the latest BorgTech."
While many were supportive of Borg Industries' decision to step back from the city's technological advancements, for others, it sparked outrage, as many of New Ninjago City's citizens relied on the technology implemented into the city's infrastructure in their day to day lives. Since the removal of the city's BorgTech highway system back in march, traffic in the city has skyrocketed 30%.
"It's outrageous! One kid dies in a freak accident, and the whole city has to pay the price!" Doug Douglass, owner of Buddy's Pizza, told Ninjago Daily.
"It's Irresponsible, that's what it is. Did anyone think how these decisions would affect the city's people? I'm late for work most days now that the highway that so many people have relied on for months is suddenly gone," said Niel Nanjiani, a cashier at New Ninjago City's Ninjamart.
With many of the city's tourist attractions gone, and the recent Overlord scare, many people are reluctant to visit New Ninjago City, with one survey conducted by the Ninjago City Times showing that nearly 30% of people who participated in the survey said that they would not visit the city following the Overlord's destruction and the death of 15 year old Zane Julien.
"It's just not safe. A child exploded at the hands of an ancient evil parading around the city, and nobody did anything to stop it. Where were the police during all of this? With the amount of my tax dollars that go to the Ninjago City police budget, one would hope they would be on the scene when a situation like this arises, but instead, the people of our city rely on a group of high-school aged children to protect us, it's unacceptable," Jade Rokku told Ninjago Daily.
"It's always something with that city. I was on vacation there last year when the city was attacked by a giant serpent, and just this January, my daughter was nearly killed by a bunch of rogue machinery while on a field trip to Borg Tower. They're lucky I don't sue," said Cathy Baker.
As tourist traction continues to plummet by over 15% since this past January, many businesses that rely on visitors from outside of the city are struggling, with one business owner stating that if this trend continues, he "might not be able to afford a second yacht."
The facts are clear. New Ninjago City is no longer the great city that we were promised it would be following the final battle between good and evil this past August.
Will New Ninjago City ever return to its former glory? Or is this once great city doomed to a lifetime of mediocrity?
Appropos of nothing, nail polish comes in very small bottles that will fit in most bags, or pockets, without takingnup significant room, and removing it from many plastic-like surfaces is difficult, since many of those are dissolved in acetone
Witnessed on of these blocking the curb the other day. A woman in a wheelchair needed the space but the Captialism Robot completely blocked the way. The light changed color.
Luckily the oncoming driver saw this as well, turned on his warnings and pulled up to block her from other drivers.
A man came out of the crowd and literally had to pick up the robot and move it so she could safely access the sidewalk. A woman next to me commented to her friend "well that was nice of him, but now his door dash account will be deactivated because he touched it" as if that was anywhere in the realm of reasonable responses to witnessing one of these things endanger a woman's life. Oh no, his account đ whatever will he do. Fuck these robots, and fuck doordash/ubereats/all these companies taking over public spaces for shareholder gains.
Transphobia is about to be signed into law in the UK. We can fight this.
I am begging the UK trans community and its allies to attend the Mass Lobby at Parliament on June 25th, 11am-4pm, organised by Trans Solidarity Alliance.
Last year we broke the record for an LGBT+ mass lobby of Parliament. Will you help us break it again? Join us on 25th June 2026 to demand be
The new EHRC Code of Practice pushes trans people out of toilets, hospital wards, and community spaces. It normalises gender policing based on appearance and stereotypes. It becomes statutory guidance in the UK by the end of June.
Trans people are now legally their assigned gender at birth and must join gendered spaces accordingly, but if they are perceived as their lived gender, they can also be ejected from those spaces. The guidance says: either break the law, or donât pass too well.
A mass lobby is where you invite your MP to discuss your concerns with you in-person. Ask your MP to:
Demand full parliamentary scrutiny, debate, and use their free vote on the EHRC Code of Practice.
Support any motions rejecting the EHRC guidance. As of June 4th, Labour MP Nadia Whittome has submitted a prayer motion - Early Day Motion 240.
Write to Bridget Phillipson, the Minister for Women and Equalities about our concerns
Your MP does not have to be an ally, they do not have to respond to your email for you to show up and greencard them (details below the cut.) What matters is that as many people as possible show up.
I cannot stress this enough: Showing up in person matters. It is much more effective than petitions, emails, and letters.
It is a horrible, stressful time, and I am so sorry if you're trans and live in the UK. But I was at last year's mass lobby and the line for greencarding alone stretched around the back gates. It was a record breaking mass lobby and made us impossible to ignore. Let's do even better this time. Details under the cut:
Worried about what to say?
Bring your personal worries about transphobia being signed into law, and trans friends being excluded from public spaces. You are a living person who deserves dignity. Remind your MP of that. You will also get guidance and brochures from Trans Solidarity Alliance that outlines our demands. This is mine from last year.
Money issues?
Trans Solidarity Alliance provides a travel bursary that you can sign up for via the link.
Got a refusal or no response from your MP?Â
Come anyway! You can request a same-day appointment with your MP through a process called greencarding. They will come and see you if theyâre already in Parliament. Even if they donât, theyâre made acutely aware of your cause because you showed up in person. This is my greencard from last year.
Here is the EHRC Code of Practice in full. It's a tough read, but some highlights are:
Organisations canât provide trans-inclusive, single-sex services, or they risk being sued for discrimination.
e.g. domestic violence support for women including trans women, menâs rugby group including trans men (12.68).
Trans people will have nowhere safe to pee.
If youâre a trans man, businesses can't allow you to pee in the men's, and you can also be ejected from womenâs bathrooms if youâre perceived as a man. Vice versa for trans women. EHRC suggests a âthird spaceâ bathroom, which is discriminatory and unworkable for most businesses. (13.130-133)
Sports organisations must exclude trans people from single-sex competitions (13.73).Â
A womenâs only sports competition must exclude trans women because of their biological advantage or face potential lawsuits (13.74), but a trans man who has undergone testosterone treatment can also be excluded based on fairness rules (13.81).
Trans women are stripped of the legal definition of âlesbianâ, and therefore no longer have legal protections if theyâre discriminated against on the basis of sexual orientation. (2.50, 2.92).
Here is the Good Law Project's better explanation of the EHRC Code.
I have also made a PDF printout of QR codes for the government petition, email your MP tool, and mass lobby link to pass around your communities. DM me and I'll send it to you.
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