#henchmancore

[cadaver-creative]

"i could fix him" "i could make him worse" move my beloved henchmen i am about to stab him

[mx-mituna]

Oh to be a henchman for a handsome evil villain

[cadaver-creative]

henchman 1: isn't cool that this "reality gap" has cup holders

henchman 2: of course it has cup holders dipshit, it has everything that has ever and will ever exist.

henchman 1: i know but were would we be without cup holders?

henchman 2: you think cup holders are the pinical of human creation?

henchmam 1: of course

henchman 2: wait, which dimension are you from again?

henchman 1: the sexy Gorbachev timeline, you?

henchman 2: oh, bisexual Biden

me, who came in to get my long as fuck straw:

[cadaver-creative]

henchmen i have a task for you

i am off to bed, please send me questions for me to wake up to

thanks from the boss

[herecomesthementalmeltdown]

i'd be a terrible henchman tbh. get an espionage job and then immediately fuck it up by laughing and going "they'll never know what hit em" every 5 seconds.