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Nuclear war? Rebellion? Missile launch detected? Wake up anon, your breakfast is ready.
Highfleet mech owned by @steamstuckobold
hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
I love the idea of different kinds of FLARP in Homestuck, we only got to see the fantasy RPG kind, but what about the RTS that requires teams of tens of trolls at least to crew a rocket battleship (Hivefleet)
I want "POPUP GROUP VAMPIRES STRENGTH 24 read as KILLJOY BRA 247 60 miles Angels 20 HOT! IMPACT in 30!" From the gold blooded signals intelligence/electronic warfare officer who got forced into this by a highblooded captain who lost his last ship with all hands. I want traumatized teenagers desperately pouring over intercepted radio transmissions and ciphers to determine what kind of fleets are where because if they're wrong they'll get a surprise cruise missile to the bridge.
I bought Synthetik after watching Ssethtzeentach's video on it. I have not yet been disappointed by that purchase. Sure I haven't BEATEN the game yet, either, but I have a damn fun time losing at it.
Recently, I also procured Highfleet because, after listening to "Tanc a Lelek" approximately 30 times and watching Sseth's video on the game maybe 5 times, I finally decided to actually buy the game.
It is not an easy game.
I have played a total of 73 minutes but it's clear to see that I am hilariously bad at it. It's a damn fine game, I'm just dogshit. It certainly doesn't help how my computer struggles to stomach even Highfleet's lowest performance settings.
Anyway, just thought I'd post my thoughts, and maybe get some tips from readers?
FUCK YOU, I CALL FLAGSHIP OF THE DIESELPUNK SKY NAVY UPON YOU
TREMBLE AT HER 380mm ARTILLERY GUNS, QUAKE UNDER HER ASTRONOMICALLY LARGE AND INEFFICIENT THRUSTERS THAT EMIT ENOUGH HEAT TO TURN A DESERT INTO GLASS, REALISE THAT THE METHANE YOU BOUGHT FROM THAT GUY IN THE MIDDLE OF BUMFUCK NOWHERE RIPPED YOU OFF AS SHE ONLY HAS ENOUGH LEFT IN THE TANK FOR A TRIP TO THE TRAIN STATION AND BACK
FOR SHE IS MIGHTY AND OH GOD OH SHIT THE THRUSTERS CUT OUT OH NO OH FUCK
the fucking clown car city. wish me luck