In the future, I'm going to make very Jewish ™ movies, which will implied by references/easter eggs to be taking place in the same universe, but the only characters who physically appear in all the movies will be a duo who are always arguing about a seemingly random subject and will always have wildly differing opinions. Sometimes they'll be arguing about Jewish law, but sometimes it may just be about the proper way to cut a sandwich in half.
They will never be named on screen but will be named in the credits as Hillel and Shammai. And it will never be quite clear which is Hillel and which is Shammai because they only ever appear together and the credits won't totally clarify things for the viewers.









