#himbo!reader

[reginaphalangelobster]

Introducing....Himbo!Reader x Castiel

Himbo!Reader who is happy to wait for his Angel whenever Cas needs to do something...messy. It's not his thing so he'll just wait outside while Cas does whatever he needs to do.

Himbo!Reader who dances a little when he's waiting for Cas, purely for the adorable confusion he shows on his slightly bloodied face, though it's not his blood so it's okay. "What are you doing?" - "I'm a lonely boy, Cas" - "I'm right here" - "But- I got a love that keeps me waitin'" - "I'm sorry, I tried to be brief" - "No Angelface, it's a song" - "Oh, okay" - Honestly, with the way Cas is confused by everything, he's bordering on himbo territory some days too.

Himbo!Reader who thinks Cas is just so fucking pretty. Those eyes, his lips, everything, he's just stunning. And Himbo!Reader will never stop telling him that, at every opportunity he gets. "My pretty little Angel" & "Beautiful magic boy" whispered over and over.

Himbo!Reader who's absolutely obsessed with his Angel boy. He loves kissing Cas all over, hanging off him, showing him off to everyone around, and Cas is addicted to it. He's never been flaunted before, he's never been much before but no one has ever been as sweet to him as Himbo!Reader.

Himbo!Reader who loves when Cas comes with him when he works out. Cas doesn't need to exercise at all really, but he loves spending whatever time he can with his beloved. It doesn't hurt that Himbo!Reader gets to show off a little in front of Cas too, something he rarely gets to do around the actual Angel.

Himbo!Reader who surprises Cas with how sweet he is. He knew he was a kind person, but sometimes through the excitement and terror of hunting, Cas forgets how soft he can be.

Himbo!Reader who reminds Cas subtly everyday. Whenever he gets hurt during a fight, whether it's just bruised knuckles or a wound deep enough to make most people sick, Himbo!Reader always patches him up. He'll take his time, doing it right after Sam showed him exactly how so many times, he didn't want to mess up, especially not when it came to the guy he loved more than anything else in life.

Himbo!Reader who doesn't care that Cas doesn't "need" to be taken care of, because he wants to do it. He wants to make sure he's alright, he wants to pamper him, he wants to be so beautifully tender with one of the most fearsome Angels of Heaven, because no one else has been before.

Himbo!Reader who places a kiss over every bandage and band-aid he lays over Castiel's skin. Just a gentle, barely there peck, sealing the wound, delivering it to Cas' Grace to stitch back together like nothing had happened.

@i-gotta-go-so-much-bigger Himbo!Reader is here!! I hope you like him, I fear I put more of myself into him than Bimbo!Reader lol - @scandalscontained I thought I'd tag you for these readers but lmk if you're not interested!!

[invincibledc]

Tim: quick! Grab the blanket!

Himbo!Reader: You got it ma’am!

Reader runs off going to grab a blanket as Damian only stare at Tim confused.

Damian: Aren’t you born male though drake? Or is your so called “friend” here that dumb.

Tim: Both.

Reader comes back with a big ass blanket before tripping on their own two feet in front of the batboys who just stare helplessly.

Reader: I’m okay!

[koalapastries]

Himbo!driver reader being confused on why the grid have been being mean to charles, max and oscar (most of the grid are teasing them and betting on which one is going to get reader first) when they've been getting extra nice with reader, reader at first thinks its because the grid want some more affection too so he starts being nicer then he already is to the rest of the grid which in turn leads to them thinking that reader likes the flirting (reader doesn't even realize their flirting) which ups the teasing, reader see's this as them being meaner and just starts giving most of the grid short curt answers cause he's upset with them and he wants them to stop being mean this cause's everyone to kinda freak out cause this is way out of character for reader and the only ones that done get this treatment are most of the rookies along with max, charles and oscar.

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little reminder that i don't write for max anymore so he won't be included in this but the idea is great!

you've been spending a lot of time with charles and oscar

you know that!

... you don't know that they're both flirting with you, though

you just assumed that they're nice people (which they are, of course) and that they're just being friendly

so when the grid start teasing them about how they interact with you, you're ... very confused

especially because 99% of the time the other drivers act exactly the same way with you as charles and oscar do

especially with himbo!reader who may have been being flirted with forever and genuinely cannot tell the difference between normal conversation and flirting

so you're just like?? we were talking about shirts?? what's so interesting about that??

meanwhile oscar was saying your shirt was made of "boyfriend material" or something

but anyway, you think the grid is jealous that you're spending more time with charles and oscar and that you're being a bad friend

so you spend more time with them!

and you match the tone they use with you

help why is himbo!reader lowkey autistic!reader i'm sorry

and for a very short time it's all good

and then they start teasing you like they were teasing charles and oscar

and you just don't get that they're meaning it playfully

so you start pulling away again

the others think you're sending very mixed signals but you think they're sending very mixed signals and it's all just very confusing for everyone involved

your answers get shorter and shorter until they're usually monosyllabic

you go back to spending a lot of time with charles and oscar

and the rookies because ... well, why not

they're also less bold in terms of how they talk to you so they kinda never leave the cheesy shy flirting stage

which to you is just like ... shy and slightly more affectionate talking

like you've definitely called them "babe" without thinking about it on more than one occasion and been totally oblivious to them basically turning into strawberries/tomatoes/ferraris (pre-hp)

they genuinely don't know how to get it through your head that they all want you to be their boyfriend

in interviews you're just like "yeah we're really good friends haha"

and they're like ?? excuse me?

i think at some point you kind of just start dating without anyone actually asking

like hugs turn into cuddles turn into kisses turn into make out sessions turn into-

you get the picture

and eventually the others will realise that you just didn't think that the teasing was playful so they'll apologise and explain

by that point the whole internet and the whole paddock are trying to figure out who you're dating

when somebody points this out to you then have to go

"... fuck who AM i dating??"

lastly

the shared google calendar becomes sacred

time blocked out with you cannot be crossed/intruded on unless in emergencies

anyone who does will

they will not be popular let's put it that way

[eternityofend]

I have another idea, silly silly idea about sahsrau.

The Aeon of Truth!Reader, but the Aeon never truly tells the truth. Strange, right? How can that be possible? Simple, all the words they say become the truth, if the Aeon told you that sharks were four legged creatures, you'd never believe it because that wasn't true.

But! Boom! They're right, and the next time you see sharks they walk on four legs.

Imagine this, on a reader who doesn't care about power or is just a huge Bimbo/Himbo!

Like, they could have all the power in the world, but they choose to be dumb about it.

The truth here works like reality manipulation, as long as the Aeon says something, it will always, and be officially the truth, because the universe bends itself to the Aeon's power to make their words a reality.

Imagine, this Aeon interacting with the characters.

"The beauty, Idrila, is the most peerless beauty of them all!" We all know Argenti says that, but what if the Aeon says that?

It doesn't matter that a random stranger liked dolphins more than sharks ten seconds ago, now they like sharks more than dolphins because of the Aeon's words.

They'd always win in an argument too!

Greatest line ever for people who simp for hsr characters, "I'm married to [Character]"

The idea is incredibly silly because you could do so much with this! But this can only work on one-shots or something, like comedy scripts?.. Basically, I doubt this can turn into an actual story 😭

[pinknaijia]

wonder how the creeps would treat bimbo/himbo! Reader tho....👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[dearest-painter]

AHHHH YANDERE AND BULLY 2 OF MY FAV THINGS

can i request yan gray with a darling thats in a gang or they a big himbo (gender is up to you)

it ok if not lol and sry for bad spelling

Omfg yes I can!!! Also your spelling is good!! If you have any more ideas Anon please tell me!!!

Yandere Gary with a Himbo!Male!Reader

Summary:Everyone is in denial of Gary actually being in love with the school’s himbo. They don’t believe Y/N is good for him yet Y/N’s little head is filled with thoughts that Gary fills his head up with to make sure their together.

TW/CW:Yandere behavior, unhealthy behavior, unhealthy relationship,abusive behavior,abusive relationship,Gary himself,Gary being a manipulative piece of shit,mentions of Gary giving Reader hickeys to show reader is his,Gary loves Reader in his own odd way even if it seems like he sees him like an object because he does,Homophobia is mentioned but I do not share the same ideology with that,Threatening,tell me if I need to ass anything more

-Gary saw you with the cheerleaders. The cheerleaders used you as a mannequin for makeup and he was very interested it by it so he waited when you were alone

-He originally made fun of you but the way you didn’t understand he was making fun of you made him think you were stupid which he is right!

-He stuck around you for fun but he didn’t like when people would touch you,talk to you,gift you stuff,or even joke that they were dating you! He got pissed off and Jimmy called him out for liking you.

-He knew he had to manipulate you so he can date you,he also made sure to slowly isolate you. You believed him when he said ‘Everyone just wants to use you but I don’t,you can trust me. I’ll protect you from their dark desires’ or ‘I’ll always be here with you unlike most people. So just stay by me and listen to me and you’ll be safe’ or ‘Your lucky to have me around,if I wasn’t around you,you’d be taken advantage of and used so be happy that I’m even around you!’

-When he finally knew you were mentally vulnerable he confessed. It was out the blue as he didn’t have this grand idea he just asked if you wanted to be his boyfriend. With all the stuff he’s said you said yes as he’s the only person who loves you…right?

-He made sure you two had all the same classes so he can help his stupid boyfriend. “Without me you’d be failing all your class! Aren’t you lucky to have me with you at all times?” “Mhm! Thank you hun! You really help me a lot!”

-You are big into pet names but he barely uses them unless it’s in private or ‘My man’ and that’s all. In private he calls you many pet names that are sweet but also insulting as it’s Gary

-He’s self aware and sadistic but wouldn’t really harm you. He’d only harshly grip your face but you think it’s just fun in games!

-He gives you love bites and hickeys to make sure people know your his,he has his own of course because he does ask you to give him some so that people know you two are a happy couple!

-Jimmy and Petey feel bad because they know your to stupid to know that Gary is toxic.

-Gary threatens people and also attacks people who tries to take you from him. He is very possessive and when you ask why you hurt them all he says is “They wanted to take you away from me and hurt you! I love you to much and wouldn’t allow them to do so!” Which in your eyes is pretty romantic.

-People make homophobic remarks at you two but since your two stupid to understand their being mean Gary puts them in their place.

-Cuddles happen a lot in private,he’s the big spoon but if he’s been extra pissed off and more jealous he’s the little spoon. Don’t you dare tell anyone you two cuddle because he doesn’t want anyone to know

-Overall Gary is an insane piece of shit who loves you in his very twisted and unhealthy ways while making sure you two will get marry.

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Peter having a bimbo/himbo s/o

Pairing/s: Peter Parker x gn!reader

Warnings: a few swear words, Y/N is an air-head but Peter loves that about you <3

Word count: 800+

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Oh gosh, where would I even start. The first interaction the both of you had ever had was Peter in his Spider-man suit doing his daily patrolling

When he suddenly heard an ear-splitting scream so of course he immediately goes to where it was

And that’s where he saw you getting held at gunpoint at a parking lot. He instantly recognized you as one of his classmates as Peter remembered that he had one or two classes with you in it

As he assessed the scene, he realized that you weren’t even worried for your life as he heard you whine at the robber that you didn’t want to lay down on the floor because your outfit was limited edition and you didn’t want it to get dirty

To say Peter was confused would be an understatement, a robber was threatening your life, and you’re worried about some clothes?

Anyways, Peter saved the day and quickly left. After a few days or so, Peter forgot about everything that day

Until one day, he was at the cafeteria eating lunch with Ned and MJ when you suddenly approached him at their table

Ned and MJ were suspicious, one of the most popular people walking up to their table to talk to THEM? Ugh, as if 

Anyways, you sat beside Peter, and you said

“Hi, so like thanks for totally saving me from that robber from the last few days ago. Asking me to lay down on that dirty floor was not it!”

Everyone suddenly faced you as if you just revealed a big secret or something. What's up with them? Did you say something wrong?

“Wait-what? What do you mean? How did you know? Do you work for HYDRA? Because if you do-” Peter rambled on until you interrupted him, your tone laced with obviousness

“I don’t get what you’re talking about, but no. It’s totes obvious that you’re Spider-man. You reek of teenage boy hormones and AXE body spray, duh”

"And also, what's a HYDRA? Is it like one of those creatures or something? Because if it is, omg! that's literally so cute. I don't know why I would work for it though, you're like so not making any sense right now Parker."

“Anyways, toodles!"

When you leave, they’re just trying to process what happened because what the fuck. They might even think that they were hallucinating 

And the rest is just history, now to the fun part!

When the two of you start dating, he’ll probably treat you like you’re a fragile glass that needs protecting

And you being you will say something like “Which is totally not true! I am a capable person that doesn’t need protecting!” and the second later you’re in danger but, it’s fine because you have your knight in shining armor to protect you <3

SHOPPING DATES! You absolutely love shopping and dressing up Peter whenever you have the chance to do so

Of course, you love him no matter what he's wearing, but him being in a fancy suit just does things to you, you know?

Sometimes when Peter rambles about science stuff with you, you just nod along, not really understanding what he’s talking about, but you support him no matter what!

When you gossip with OH GOSH it’s going to be a fun time, Peter will literally pay attention so he doesn’t miss any details

“I was supposed to be THE lead, but Sarah obviously stole my spot!”

“Really? Oh my gosh, you should have dragged her.”

“Right? That bitch, but like I didn’t do it because the director said that it would be ‘unethical’ of me, like what?”

“Should have dragged them too.”

“Omg! Wait, do you know what I can do to get back at her? Put on your spidey suit, this is going to totally make Sarah so jealous!”

You would spoil Peter so much! Even if he says that you don’t need to, you still do it obviously!

He would spoil you too, but with love <3

He would definitely try to tutor you to get better at math and science

“What's y=mx+b?”

“uhm... spice girls?”

What? How did you even get that?

But it would always end up with a makeout session because he’s so frustrated with you not getting anything, so he just kisses you out of frustration

You are also really forgetful, but he loves that about you, he finds it endearing, but the majority of the time he’ll just do a facepalm

“Hey Pete, have you like seen my pen?”

“N/N… you’re holding it right now”

You would also ask some of the dumbest questions he’s ever heard in his entire life but don’t worry he still loves you!

“Petey, how many earth places are there?”

“What- do you mean planets?”

“Petey, what's anatomy?”  

“Oh, it’s a study of the human body.”

“No, no like the one in space, Petey”

“N/N… sweetheart, it's astronomy, not anatomy.”

THE BOTH OF YOU ARE LIKE TOTES A POWER COUPLE! 

[dearest-painter]

Yandere Hanzo and Soldier 76/Jack(separately) with a Bimbo!Fem!Reader & Himbo!Male!Reader who got their favorite sweets for their birthday.

TW/CW:Yandere behavior, unhealthy behavior, abusive relationship, abusive behavior, unhealthy relationship,Y/N stupid as hell,Like bitch don’t even realize why her/his Bf/Husband(depend which one) has red stains on their clothes,if I forgot any do not fear to tell me!,hella long!

A/N:So I changed jack’s to himbo as he’s gay (recently was told because I’m now just getting back into the fandom) and I wanna be respectful

Tag list: @originalgothhoagiefish-blog

HANZO

In a simple way? Shocked yet happy,you thought of him on his birthday even though you do that very often. He sadly still had work so he went but not before you pampered him as much as you could which made him embarrassed yet loved. As he was at work you started your plan as you made sure to do all your chores early just to start celebrating his birthday. You knew he didn’t like big celebrations for him so it was just gonna be a cake big enough for a few family and friends,a whole lot of pampering,spoiling your husband,and surprising him!

How would you surprise your lovely husband? Easy! Getting his favorite sweet! You made sure to get body guards as he always wants you protected how sweet of him! You soon got back with his favorite sweet. He got home exhausted as you got towards him very excited which made him smile. “Happy birthday honey!” “Thank you my love” “oh I made you some cake for any friends and family you chose and I got you something~~!” He was intrigued and curious. You ram towards the kitchen then back with a bag. “Shut your eyes!” He did so reluctantly as he smiled and sighed.

Putting one in your mouth you kissed him which he didn’t mind until he realized it was his favorite candy. When you pulled away he saw your giddy and happy face. “Well~? Did you like the surprise?” “Yes my dear I did and my favorite candy?” “Of course! I wanna show you how you make me feel! Loved!” He smiled and hugged you sniffing your scent. He’s happy he never told you his profession and that he married you his wonderful wife!

SOLDIER 76/JACK

He didn’t expect it one bit. He was exhausted and tired and all he wished to do was spend the rest of his birthday with his lovely stupid boyfriend. Nothing seemed odd at all before he left to work. As soon as you knew he was gone you started to bake a cake for him and make his favorite candy which was snickers…it wasn’t easy but it did help! You weren’t paying attention to the time and didn’t hear the door opening.

He knew something was off when he opened the door. He saw a light on so he silently went towards it only to see you his beautiful stupid lovely boyfriend in his oversized shirt,shorts,and an aperan on which made him feel as if you two were finally married. He saw the cake you made for him and some snickers? “Not sure if these are good…hope he’ll enjoy them enough..” he walked behind you and wrapped his arms around your waist as he rested his face in your shoulder. “EECK-!” “Easy baby,also anything you make I’ll enjoy it sweetie” “oh Jack! It’s you! Wait why are you home so early?” “Babe,I’m on time today” you were confused as you checked the clock to see he was right.

“Oops…lost track” “I know darling. How about we eat some cake and snickers then clean up and see where the night goes” “of course! Anything you want as it’s your day!” Such a stupid boyfriend,you didn’t even know where your old male friend went after he flirted with you. You didn’t know that the red splotches on his outfit were blood that belong to enemies that flirted with you. Such a stupid lovely boyfriend.