Lord of the Rings and Hobbit characters as @screenshotsofdespair - part 7/?

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Lord of the Rings and Hobbit characters as @screenshotsofdespair - part 7/?
Hobbit!
Not any specific hobbit, but a hobbit nevertheless! They are probably more of a DnD hobbit than a LoTR hobbit, since they like adventures.
Image description: A person with tan skin wearing a yellow, collared shirt and muted green pants. They have pointed ears and their hair is styled with a ponytail, a braid looped around their head to meet the ponytail, and a section of hair in the front which is tied with a yellow ribbon. They have a brown belt with a sliver clasp. Their shirt sleeves are rolled up to their elbows and their forearms are muscular. Their hands are held in loose fists. /end description
Tag Yourself - Fellowship Edition
Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit Characters as @screenshotsofdespair - part 3/?
LotR and Hobbit Characters as Things I’ve Overheard, Part 2:
Ori: *(“I’m sixteen! I’m not a child anymore!”)* I’m still a child! Do you know how old I am? Yeah, me neither!
Gimli: *third grader* You’re wearing a beer hat. Classic.
Éowyn: No one breathes oxygen anymore! It’s too mainstream!
Nazgûl: Did you just kill an innocent civilian?
Elrond: Careful of the stairs. They go down.
Bard: Yeah, it’d be super neat, until you die!
Thranduil: Ferme ta fucking bouche, bitch!
Bifur: *violently signing ‘milk’ in sign language*
Boromir: If I get married-- *fake laughter*
Tauriel: Here’s the deal: if you stand up straight, I’ll keep my bra strap in the right place.
Kili: What’s so bad about bringing the llama in? *walks in with a giant green llama and immediately gets yelled at*
Fili: Our family left us and now we’re lost.
Dwalin: *spitting crumbs everywhere* These are CRACKERS!
Galadriel: *(“the document will explain it”)* Okay. Well, all this says is: “and it is.”
Faramir: Oh my god. I just clapped so hard I scared myself.
Instagram of Bard Bowman (he’s a surprisingly tech-savvy dad, all things considered.)