Incorrect Harry Potter Conversations

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Harry: I’ve got this completely under control!

Hermione: Is that why everything’s on fire?

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James, bursts into the room: It's missing!!

Lily: What's missing?

James, stammering: Th-the thing! I-I don't know Lily!

Lily, turns around with baby: What thing??

James: Oh! Nevermind you have it.

Lily: Wh-

Lily: YOU MEAN OUR CHILD?

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Minerva: What did you do this time?

Remus: Alright, but you can’t get mad at us...

Minerva: What did you do?

Sirius: Okay, first, we were minding our own business-

Minerva, slamming her hands on the table: BULLSHIT

James: WE WERE!!

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Fred: Do you ever see your sibling and just have this urge to smack them for no reason? Like my brother will walk into the room and I’m like, “Oh man, guess I have to kill you.”

George: The cain instinct

Molly: nO

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Draco: I’d do anything for you.

Harry: Say my hair is prettier than yours.

Draco: Correction: Almost anything.

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Ginny: Why do you feel the same?

Ginny: All these years I was pining after you.

Ginny: You didn't feel the same then.

Harry: I didn't realise how beautiful your eyes are.

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Ron, to Hermione: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Hermione: You are my award.

Harry, to Ginny: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Ginny: Yeah, you can be a real bitch sometimes.

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Draco: Who the fuck-

Harry: Language.

Draco: Whom the fuck

Harry: *shaking his head*

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Lily, to Remus, about Sirius: I hate your boyfriend.

Remus: He would stop it if you confess to James that you like him.

Lily: Oh Merlin help me, even Remus, the only other sane person, has betrayed me.

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James, to Lily, about Severus: That asshole won't leave me alone!

Lily: *Glares at Severus*

Severus: *Leaves nervously*

James: Wow, that glare was amazing, you gotta teach me that.

Lily: It comes with years of dealing with your bullshit.

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Ron: Do you ever chill?

Hermione: Not really, no.

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Remus: Wow your family truly is shitty. You should probably get a new one.

Sirius: Yeah, well, that's impossible.

Remus: Not really.

Remus: You could always start a new one with me.

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Sirius: We're the exact opposites of each other and yet we are so similar. We complete each other. We're like negative and positive numbers.

Remus, laughing: And together we become a 0. We are nothing.

Sirius: Did you really have to ruin my poetic ramblings?

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James: What could go wrong?

Remus: Absolutely everything.

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Harry: I could beat your ass.

Draco: Nope, I could ruin your face.

Harry: I'm worse than you, I could strangle you.

Draco: You know I've punched a person before.

Harry: Oh that's nothing, I've punched many people.

Pansy: Why are you like this?

Draco, not listening: I have a history with a quick temper and I've been in therapy my whole life.

Harry: Now listen up you little shit, I could pin you down in seconds if I wanted to.

Pansy: Just kiss already.

Draco: Whaa- IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT I'M NEVER GETTING MARRIED

Harry: I'm waiting until marriage, what the hell Pansy

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Hermione: You're insufferable.

Ron: Thank you.

Hermione: That was not a compliment.

Ron: I know.

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Remus: Has anyone in your life ever told you that they love you?

Sirius: Does family count?

Remus: Yes.

Sirus: Then no.