#huntercorp!sam

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I needed so much more of this Sam and Dean.

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STACKEDNATURAL ⇉ 238.5/327 (part 3)

15.13 Destiny’s Child Written by Brad Buckner & Eugenie Ross-Leming Directed by Amyn Kaderali Original Air Date: March 23, 2020

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[stiles-wilkolak]

HOLY SHIT HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT HIPSTER HUNTERCORP SAM AND DEAN THEIR GAY ASS LITTLE TURQUOISE FIAT

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If hunter!Sam and our Sam switch places, what would the two Deans react to it? How would the sex go for them?

I feel like both Dean’s would be so confused bc that’s not their Sammy, right?! 

Normal!Dean would probably get flashbacks to soulless!sam for a moment because Sam is so different but then he would realize that Sam has a soul, he’s just weird. 

Huntercorp!Dean would probably be so confused too because that’s not his brother, this man has seen too much, has been through too much.

Assuming both sets of brothers fuck, I don’t even know if Huntercorp!Dean/Normal!Sam would do it. I didn’t get the same possessive/obsessive streak that needs to fuck his little brother into submission from Huntercorp!Dean.

Now Normal!Dean would definitely try to fuck Huntercorp!Sam asap, telling him how his Dean was probably not taking the right care of him and how he should let Normal!Dean show him how it’s done. Like to Normal!Dean it’s a Sam and Sams need to be put in their places as little submissive brothers

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parallels do not intersect

eng | rus

They sat in the bunker, staring at different versions of themselves. Versions shaped by better choices, by lives spent sleeping on proper orthopedic mattresses instead of lumpy roadside beds. Versions that took time to bandage their wounds and eat more than one greasy meal a day at some rundown diner.

Something about his double unsettled Sam—until his mind finally latched onto it. A glint of metal. A ring.

Sam: You… You’re married?

Sam (2.0): Well, technically, legally and even a little divinely. Aren’t you?

Sam: To who?

Sam (2.0): Huh. I kinda thought this happened in most universes. Yours must be an exception. I’m married to the archangel Gabriel. And you here guys… aren’t?

Gabriel (2.0) (barging into the room): Hey, Sammy-boy, there you ar—whoa! Jackpot! Two Sammiches? Sounds like a perfect setup for a sandwich!

Sam shoots to his feet. His chair crashes to the floor behind him with a sharp bang, making everyone flinch. Dean yells—at him, at them, Sam doesn’t know. There’s a roaring in his ears, drowning everything out.

Then he’s moving. Bolting for the bathroom. Dropping to his knees. Heaving.

His stomach twists and wrenches until there's nothing left, until he’s dry-heaving and his eyes are burning, spilling over. His head pounds like a metronome ticking in time with his heartbeat. His lungs seize. The air won’t come.

Burning-burning-burning-

The fire in his chest is all-consuming.

And then he deaply fall into memories—

The scent of pine needles, damp earth, and decaying autumn leaves.

The heat of rage-blind tears spilling down his face.

And the cold feeling of Gabriel's lips — one last time — before Sam set the funeral pyre alight.

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rus

Они сидели в бункере и смотрели на другие версии себя. На то, какими бы они могли стать, если бы спали на хорошем анатомическом матрасе, а не в придорожных дешевых мотелях. На то, какими бы они могли быть, если бы давали себе время перевязать раны и поесть чаще, чем раз в день в дешевой забегаловке. Что-то в облике его двойника не давало Сэму покоя, пока он не выцепил в сознании отблеск кольца.

Сэм: Ты… Ты женат?

Сэм (2.0): Ну, технически я замужем, но да. А ты разве нет?

Сэм: На ком?

Сэм (2.0): Хм, мне почему-то казалось что это происходит почти во всех параллелях. Ваша, видимо, не из этих. Я состою в браке с архангелом Габриэлем. А вы здесь с ним… нет?

Габриэль (2.0) (вваливаясь в кабинет переговоров): Эй, Сэмстер, вот ты гд— Юх-у, что за счастье мне привалило, два Сэмвича — повод устроит сэндвич!

Сэм резко встает. Стул за ним падает с резким грохотом, заставив всех дернуться. Дин что-то кричит, Сэм не понимает, кричит ли ему или на тех, других. С гулом в ушах Сэм бросается в сторону туалета, падает на колени и его выворачивает. Его тошнит до тех пор, пока его желудок не сжимается, а из глаз не начинают течь слезы. В его голове метроном, отсчитывающий удары сердца. Легкие сжимаются, он не может вдохнуть. Его легкие горят-горят-горят-горят в костре воспоминаний.

Сэм чувствует запах сосновой ели, влажной земли и перегнивших осенних листьев. Он чувствует горячую ярость ослепляющих слез, что текут у него из глаз.

И холод губ Габриэля, которые он поцеловал, прежде чем поджечь погребальный костер.

[ananke-xiii]

three things about huntercorp world that really stand out to me:

1. a world where the "family business" is a business in the sense that it also generates a considerable profit and doesn't rely on the family only for the labour is a world where John Winchester is, apparently, a smart, "best among men" father (who still lords over his sons' lives like the "if dad finds out we watch porn, goodbye trust fund" joke seems to imply). this is a world where john winchester is a self-made man transforming tragedy into dollars and i'm like, woah. this is thoughtsTM' treasure island.

2. this is the second time (that I can recall on the spot) that the show is equating corporate lifestyle with things that are, stereotypically, considered "unmanly". In Zachyworld (not the one in "The End" but the other one where Sam is a customer service agent and Dean is a sales manager) the corporate world was depicted as something that wasn't in Sam and Dean's nature, so to speak, because they were Hunters and the possibility of hunting as a corporate-like job wasn't even suggested. What was suggested, however, was the "queerness" of Sam and Dean's respective lifestyles (with the two different meanings of the word for each brother). And that's funny because Heaven is specifically portrayed like this big corporation that's made up of angels who are, supposedly, more "masculine" and military-minded than your average "feminine", "cheesy" (Mary's angel statue for Dean is described as "cheesy" by John) guardian angel. Zachariah thought he was being smart with his little tricks but he was revealing more than what he intended to with his banal analogies :P. In HunterCorp it's John himself who puts the "Corp" into "Hunting" thus creating a similar scenario that the angel had conjured up as a cautionary tale against the perils of a life outiside of the HuntingWorld.

3. in S14 Chuck is obsessing over the retelling of Abraham and Isaac's story, the father killing the son etc. but the existence of HunterCorp world reveals that he had been experimenting with other scenarios too, almost fanfic-like scenarios where frillier, more mundane things like hair buns and accessories are more appreciated. Like, this is a world where tragedy doesn't exist for Sam and Dean, where hunting is not a curse but "just" a job, albeit somewhat boring. And this is a world where they are wealthy people thanks to John's business acumen. it's almost as if Chuck was like "what if i create a world where money isn't a problem for John first and Sam and Dean second" and he was unimaginative enough to think that THAT would solve their problems and make them happy (and they're not, not really, like HunterCorp!Dean's words might suggest). I dunno, maybe I've watched too much "Succession", but if EYE were Chuck, HunterCorp!John would be way more like Roy Logan type and less the "loving father that spoils his sons" type.

Okay, NOW I really wish that Adam were the actual elder boy in the Winchester's family tree just because I need to imagine a fictional world where HunterCorp!Dean can scream "I'm the EldesT BoIIII" in HunterCorp! Sam's face.