#husband 5

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Beth, when the aurors accuse her of killing her husbands: This is the worst kind of discrimination! The kind against me!

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Blaise: What's disrespectful is you treating me like I'm seven!

Husband #5: So what are you now, eight?

Blaise: I'm thirteen!

Husband #5: You look eight.

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Husband #5: So, what was your childhood like?

Beth: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory?

(@lady-random)

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Beth, to Husband #5: I'm sorry, you must be a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.

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Beth: Sorry I'm late.

Husband #5: What happened?

Beth: Nothing, I just didn't feel like coming.

(@the-shrieking-shack, @lady-random)

[eto-sensei]