Oct 8, 2024
Megatron: Transmit the message “F**k you”.
Starscream: Yes, sir.
[Later]
Starscream: Optimus Prime, Lord Megatron says he wants to have sex with you.
Megatron [hitting him on the head]: Not that!
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Megatron: Transmit the message “F**k you”.
Starscream: Yes, sir.
[Later]
Starscream: Optimus Prime, Lord Megatron says he wants to have sex with you.
Megatron [hitting him on the head]: Not that!
Renee: Andrew! Are you smoking?!
Andrew: This isn't a cigarette. It's a lollipop.
Renee: Smoke doesn't come out of a lollipop!
Andrew: That's because I'm licking it so fast. *Pulls lollipop from his mouth.*
Renee: ...
Ashley: 😳
Moon:Mr. Clay, I don’t believe you’re supposed to be smoking in class
Clay with something in his mouth:Oh! this isn’t a cigarette, this is a lollipop!
Moon:…Smoke doesn’t come out from a lollipop
Clay:That’s because I’m licking it so fast!(takes it out his mouth, reveal it is indeed a giant lollipop)
Candentia: I never committed any acts of terror.
Candentia: I punched a guy who annoyed me, and he just happened to represent the country.
Venus: Do you ever want to die?
Clarence, submerged in a pile of oranges up to his neck: A very good question
Kiana: Piece of cake! Mei: You thought defeating those Honkai Beasts was easy? Kiana: No, I want a piece of cake.
Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us.
-Harry Dresden, on the ability of mortals
Luck: These glasses make up 95% of you, Magna. In fact, these are more Magna than you.
Magna: Are you saying I only make up 5%?!
Noelle: Well, 3% is water, 2% is garbage.