I LOVEEE LOVEE YOUR PROWLL FICS. Would hate to break the chain of the camien nurse, Tarn is a sopping wet cat tbh, BUT PROWL!!! I’d imagine he’d be a handful to fall in love with. How’d he manage to catch feelings for mommy bitty? 😭😭
Tarn is both walking war crimes and poor pathetic meow meow. I love that guy confused and/or bamboozled.
Is Tarn a sad cat?
Absolutely yes
Of course not
So sad he needs to be pegged
Voting ended onJan 31, 2024
Oh ho, if we're talking about repressed, angry cop car with a human s/o, then it was the lip paint and the Ambassador's continuous cubes to keep him alive since Prowl forgets to eat until his HUD is screaming with warnings.
IDW!Prowl was the first to get horny as hell. He hated how a color sludge and a mere cube got his frame worked up. His desk underneath is a mess. His chair is wet. His own spike and valve are completely sore and angry over his servos.
Prowl turns over every little interaction, tries to divine all the small talk and gestures, strips down every piece of your appearance.
You are a minx. A vixen. A vile temptation. A seductress that could give Starscream pointers.
He will not fall for that bold, erotically red lip paint that matches his own chevron!
And then you pun with him and snicker at his jokes, so Prowl is done for.
(Meanwhile, you were feeding the guy because Prowl is the only one of your coworkers who knows how to handle all the convoluted paperwork that's the New Cybertron and works insane hours.)