Snap! The faucet handles broke into three! "Well this is just frigging dandy!" Now I have to deal with that maintenance guy again! Well I better call.
Where is he? Late again! Like I have all day! I'm not leaving him alone in my apartment, not after last time! Knock knock knock.
Finally!
"Koo Junhoe at your service little lady" he grins as he walks into the apartment. "What seems to be the problem?" Explaining the situation, he nods "okay". Scrutinizing the damage, "coffee and sandwiches?" "What?"
"I'm hungry and well this job is no small feat, frankly you screwed it up big time!"
"What faucets just need to be replaced!"
"Are you in the business of maintenance? No! I am! Now coffee and sandwiches little lady" this guy is insufferable! "I'm out of bread"
"Well you better get that cute little butt moving".
I should have called a handyman or plumber but that breaks the apartment lease rules!
"I have your sandwiches and coffee"
Looking at his progress.
"You haven't started!"
"Of course not, I was waiting for the coffee and sandwich and you!"
He grins.
Mumbling obscenities under my breath "well I will leave you to it"
Bang! Clank! Bang! Clank!
Least he is working.
Silence. I haven't heard anything in a while. Walking into the kitchen, what the hell…
"Where are your clothes?"
"On the chair"
"What? Why?"
"Did not want them to get dirty"
Junhoe stands up wearing only his boxers "we got a problem here"
"I'll say! You need to get dressed!"
"Your pipes are clogged"
"Look I only needed new faucets"
Looking at the disarray her kitchen now is. "You need my snake!"
"What are you implying!"
Junhoe laughs "dirty mind little lady but if that is your wish. I thought you wanted your plumbing problem fixed?"
"Please get dressed…" a knock at the door interrupts.
"Sorry to bother but I noticed the maintenance guy came here earlier, do you mind if I speak with him? My toilet is acting up!" Enquires one of the neighbors.
Junhoe walks to the door clad only in his boxers. The neighbor looking very uncomfortable "seems I've interrupted" stepping backwards and disappearing as quick as Flash.
"Damnit!"
"Will you please just fix the plumbing"
"Yes little lady I will fix your plumbing" in a tone filled with innuendo.
Recap of what has happened since we last visited the island.
The witch as Ikon refers to her, Tina is her given name. Finally convinced her captors to release her, unbeknownst to her at the time they had ulterior motives.
She was just happy and relieved as her wrists were aching and her hands were numb.
They suspiciously watch her, one is always on guard duty.
"The witch must be watched at all times" Hanbin instructs.
"Spells and hex bags" Bobby warned the others.
Tina now has the freedom of the island, constantly monitored but allowing her to do her chores.
♤
"No ! I refuse to climb this tree" Tina tells Song.
Pointing up into the tree " the coconuts are up there, get them witch!"
"Get your own fucking coconuts" she yells as she walks away returning to basecamp.
Song and Tina argue till they reach the encampment.
"What the fuck is the problem?" Hanbin yells.
"The witch refused a direct order" Song reports.
"I'm not climbing the fucking tree! There are coconuts laying all over the frigging island!".
"Is this not Ikon Island?" Jinhwan asks.
"Hanbin is our elected President," adds Junhoe.
"Whatever" Tina mutters.
"Have you caught today's fish yet?" Chanwoo questions.
"No! I have not! I've been busy with all my other chores"
"Maybe you guys could do something for once!"
Gasps of surprise match their shocked expressions.
"Watch your mouth, witch" Hanbin states.
Tina stomps off in search of coconuts, DK close behind.
"Bonanza" she yells triumphantly.
Picking up the coconuts one by one with her guard close by.
Juggling too many at once the coconuts all fall to the ground.
Tina looks in DK 's hoping he might offer assistance.
"You know a basket is what you need" he states importantly.
Tina glares at him.
Returning to camp, many coconuts now litter the path.
She tosses them on the makeshift table.
"Fish?" Asks Chanwoo.
A coconut flies through the air barely missing Chanwoo.
"That's a fucking enough witch" Hanbin growls.
Jinhwan tosses his clothes at her, "laundry".
So her days roll into one another.
Chore after chore.
What they do all is a mystery to her except follow her and bark out orders.
♤
The day is well honestly who knows what day it is, but approximately a month since they all found themselves on the island.
Lunch, fish, coconut and berries.
"The council has had a meeting," Junhoe informs Tina.
'Council' she laughs to herself.
Waiting to hear what they would say next.
"We are men! We have needs!" Song declares.
'Fuck' she tells herself.
"It was put forward and agreed. You are a female, it's your job to satisfy us, in all things" Hanbin says. "well bar Bobby he's a married man".
"I still think there should be leniency due to our circumstances" Bobby moans.
"Here is the schedule"
"Monday Hanbin Day
Tuesday Jinhwan Day
Wednesday Junhoe Day
Thursday Song Day
Friday DK Day
Saturday Chanwoo Day
Sunday, well that's your day off".
Hanbin says.
"Well that's very generous giving me Sunday off, but no, go to hell all of you!".
Tina goes to her hut, "bastards".
"What's her problem? I thought it was a well thought out plan" DK states.
"Maybe she wants just one of us" Junhoe grins.
"That being you?" Chanwoo laughs.
Catchup with the continuing saga at the same time, next week.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
It starts with a slap. Really, it probably starts way before that, but Jinhwan doesn’t know exactly when, so he decides; it starts with a slap.
“I’m trying hyung.” Chanwoo said quietly but everyone could still hear it over their own ragged breathing, “I really am.”
“Try harder.” Hanbin hissed and turned around.
Jinhwan heard Chanwoo mutter something under his breath but couldn’t make out the words but Hanbin was close enough and he twisted around with none of his usual grace and brought a hand up, and then;
You were walking down the sidewalk heading home after work, headphones in while you listened to ‘I’M OK’ which always made you feel slightly nostalgic.
Passing the same buildings you saw every day and the same vendors, you remembered how much had happened over the last few years.
It had been two years since iKON had come out with ‘I’M OK,’ and hearing the lyrics Bobby had helped write hurt. The song never failed to make you regret when you had left.
Well, when you had left to fly home after your surprise trip that is. You and Bobby had been closer than ever, but the fact he was able to help write that song so soon after your relationship scare always made you feel guilty.
Bobby liked to remind you when he caught you listening to it that he’d only wrote the lyrics imagining what it would be like if you had really left him after the fan run-in years ago. But still you would run over to him and cuddle him because it made you feel like you had to reassure him that you were here and not going anywhere.
You were pretty sure he kept playing it because he knew it put you in a cuddly mood actually.
Walking into your apartment, you kicked off your shoes, dropped your bag and ran to the living room, finding Bobby laying on the couch.
“Y/N! Welcome h-”
And you pounced on him.
You wrapped your arms around his shoulders and started running your fingers through his hair as you buried your face in his neck. One of your headphones had popped out so he could hear what you were listening to.
“Babe you’ve got to stop getting so emotional about this song.”
“But you wrote that you were better off by yourself even though - “
“Y/N/. Writing lyrics is what I do.”
You pulled your face back so you could look up at him, only to see him laughing at you. Seeing that, you pushed up off of him and were ready to storm off.
“Well excuuuuse me for succumbing to your amazing talents!”
Bobby just laughed at you some more as he grabbed your arm, pulling you back onto him.
“Where are you going? I was comfortable.”
You wanted to tease him some more, but then you saw the look in his eyes.
“What if we moved somewhere even more comfortable?” you asked, ending your question with a kiss on the corner of his mouth, hearing his breath hitch.
Bobby pushed you off of him and took off running to the bedroom, throwing his shirt off on the way.
“Bobby wait!” you yelled, laughing as he peeked out of the room to throw his shorts at your face, which you dodged.
When you walked into your bedroom, you got confused when you didn’t see him. You walked toward the bed, nudging out of your jacket, when you heard the door close and felt him come up behind you.
He grabbed the hem of your shirt and ripped it off you before reaching around to grab your hands and help you out of your skirt.
Stepping out of it, you turned around and wrapped your arms around his neck, stroking his hair as his head bent to kiss the crook of your neck, walking you backwards until your knees hit the bed and you both fell onto it.
//
“I told you we should've taken separate showers! Now we’re going to be late!” you hissed at Bobby, pushing his sunglasses onto him and grabbing his hand as you both ran into the airport.
You tried not to draw attention to yourselves as you waited in line, but the fact his manager had come to make sure you made it through security without incident didn’t help.
The paparazzi who staked out the airports caught you two pretty quickly, making a swarm of fans come running as both of you just nodded behind your masks, focusing on getting through the airport.
Bobby shrugged off his jacket, causing some fans to scream, and wrapped it around you so you’d feel more secure, making even more fans scream.
They lived for interactions between the two of you since you’d gone public a year ago. While some were a bit aggressive, Bobby had been right - the majority were just happy seeing him happy. It definitely helped when you would come to fansign events and interact with them so they could get to know you, however weird it felt sometimes.
Bobby wrapped his arm around your shoulders and kept the two of you walking until you were finally safe from the cameras and boarding, barely making it in time.
Bobby pulled the divider between his seat and the aisle so you could have some privacy as your flight took off and he immediately went to sleep on your shoulder.
No matter how often you had flown to see him, you never did learn to sleep easily. Instead, you plugged your headphones into your handheld and played video games to get through the long flight.
You must have fallen asleep at some point though, because the next thing you knew your captain, and Bobby, were telling you you had landed.
The two of you ran from the plane as soon as the doors were opened and straight to the pick up area. And when you saw his Mom waving, you ran even faster - straight into her arms.
“Oh my sweet Y/N! I missed you so much!”
“Hello? Mom? You son is right here! And you saw us just last week before you flew over!”
“Are you saying I’m not allowed to miss my future daughter-in-law?”
“Mom! I haven’t even *proposed* yet!” Bobby tried to whisper around you.
"Yeah Mrs. Kim. At this rate I’ll be the one proposing to him!”
Bobby’s mom just laughed and clapped happily while Bobby stood there with his mouth gaping wide open. You just stuck your tongue out at him.
“And you wonder how I can miss her after just one week. Now come on you two! The baby shower is going to be starting in a couple hours, and we need you guys to play with Raon so JeeYoung can just enjoy her shower. ”
You hooked your arm through Bobby’s and followed his mom out to the car as he pulled your carry-on behind him. When she was out of earshot, he leaned down to you.
“You know, if you really want to put a ring on it, you’d better be quick. Otherwise I’m going to beat you to it.”
With that he took your free hand, kissed your ring finger, and then dropped it, leaving you a blushing mess trying to avoid his and his mother’s eyes.
Request: iKON’s being first time lovers. Like they basically never been in relationships or never encounter feelings with girls. Hehe
Genre: fluff!!
A/N: I literally say this every post, I’m so sorry for this taking so long, i’m swamped with school work! But hope you like it and thanks for requesting!
Jinhwan: He would be sooooo awkward by trying not to be? That sounds weird but hear me out,,, Like I see him as really wanting to be smooth and cool and make you blush but he’d also be FREAKING OUT because he thinks you’re so pretty and cool. Like his first relationship would take him a while to really relax because he wants to live up to all your expectations
Hanbin: Has no clue what he’s doing. We already know he has no experience with girls so when he finally gets one he’s like,,,, now what? Would probably look and sound clueless but it’s kind of endearing because he gets all nervous about getting feelings for someone but at the same time doesn’t even know it’s happening. Would take a while to truly understand what he needs to do to be a good boyfriend but he’s trying !!
Bobby: Chill as hell. He’s smooth without trying. Honestly he’s super goofy and just radiates good vibes and even though it would be his first relationship he would just be super chill and calm and know how to act and what to do,,, At first he might not understand his feelings but he doesn’t mind, he just goes along with it.
Yunhyeong: This dude. He knows. It’s in his nature to be a romantic ass bitch and as soon as he knows he’s got feelings he’s like: “My time, has come” and just goes full kdrama romantic amazing trying to win your heart mode. Would probably go a little overboard because,,,, he’s new to this and doesn’t know when enough is enough. But he’s an old school romantic and would be so happy to show it.
Junhoe: Funny as hell because he’s just,,, a whirlwind when he finally catches feelings for someone. Like he just lets it happen and next thing you know, he’s bringing you flowers (because that’s what people in love do right?) and writing you poems. He’s kind of like a puppy thats excited to go for a walk but also, trying to be cool and mysterious all at the same time
Donghyuk: shy, confused, nervous, but so adorable it’s unreal. He’s probably the most,,, normal? Like I think he would just do what he thinks is right, would probably ask for advice from the others on what to do about certain things and what his feelings are. May be nervous but doesn’t show it, he’s just calm and sweet and blushy about first dates and asking you to be his s/o
Chanwoo: See I think it could go 1 of 2 ways. He’d either be like Bobby and just super chill and go with the flow about his feelings and doing what he thinks he should do to express his feelings but then I also think he would be, super confused and kind of ignore his feelings for a while because he’s nervous about getting a s/o and would start getting a cold sweat just thinking about how he’s meant to be